Beware fudge with rocks in it! *pic*

 this makes me really sad because I’ve been craving rocky road ice cream all week!

I have a confirmed doctors appointment on friday.

I hope by Saturday I’m having enough sex to make me forget that I want ice cream to replace the sex hormones that aren’t being released normally.

har har.

Baboo wants a Dr.’s note saying I’m ok. *siiiiiiigh*

So, somehow, my boss who is on vacation sent us all some fudge from norther cali.

I was obliged to take a little square and lovingly transport it to my desk and gingerly place it on a napkin.

I stared at it.

it has PECANS in it!

How can you go wrong with the ever delicious PECANS?!

I don’t think you can go really wrong… even though I REFUSE to eat pecan pie because the filling looks like pureed boogars (well, it does!!!!)

so I take a dainty nibble and MY MOUTH INSTANTLY STOPS.

My face screws into a twisted look of horror.

I open my mouth and BLAHHHH it out.

Because it HAD SOMETHING AKIN TO ROCKS IN it. iT WASN’T LIKE A CRUNCH BIT OR MAYBE A PART THAT HAD HARDENED, NO, THIS TASTED LIKE ROCK.

So I spit it out.
 

I examined the remaining square of fudge.

it looks NORMAL. doesn’t it?!

Well… I’ll just try to eat a nibble from the other side.

IT’S SOFT… AND THEN THE ROCKS.

I spit it out again!

what the hell fudge!!!!

what is wrong with you?!

I don’t know. I even took a pic just now so you can all see how NORMAL it is…

You can see my dainty nibble on the left side.

I put the paperclip there so you can see just how SMALL it is.

and yet, it’s deceptive.

it’s not soft and luxurious… it’s got ROCKS IN IT.

or it’s made wrong OR SOMETHING.

This "famous fudge company" should rethink their recipe, cuz that was fowl.

And perhaps my taste buds are changing, because the sugar rush that I did injest left me a bit sick to my stomach.

blah.

Beware of fudge with tiny slender rocks in it!!!!!

I’m sad I can’t eat it, (or won’t attempt another bite, even if the rest is edible, i don’t trust it now!) but I guess my diet thanks me!