Here is a joke…
+ Animal Joke
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went
to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he
could get a special rooster, one that would service all
of his many hens, and when he told this to the market
vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster
for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will
ever see!”
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before
setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy
a little pep talk. “Randy,” he said, “I’m counting on
you to do your stuff”. And without a word Randy strutted
into the henhouse.
Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen
like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many
feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way
with each hen. But Randy didn’t stop there, he went in
to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and
still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the
pighouse, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried
out “Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself.” But Randy
continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same
manner.
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw
Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the
air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging
out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.
The farmer walked up to Randy saying “Oh you poor thing,
look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I
warned you my little buddy.”
“Shhhhh” Randy whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”
that’s great
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