2571-2600

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? Nope

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do? I would leave it alone. It’s called RESPECT…!

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? I wouldn’t read the book in the first place and I wouldn’t care what she felt because she is with me, and I would trust that she loves me for the hear and now. That is what is important. Not the past…

2574. Are you an old fart? Nope

2575. What were your favorite children’s books as a kid? The Chronicles of Narnia

2576. Why don’t people have more fun? Because they don’t know how to have more fun.

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? Nope

What pet?

What article of clothing?

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatantly insane or completely certifiable? Well if you made up this hole 5000 question thing, you are someone that has a hole lot of time on your hands, so I would say a bit on the mildly irrational side.

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Nope

2580. Is it nap time yet? Always nap time…

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? I can walk from anywhere in a parking lot to the store.

2582. Do you like trains? Yes

2583. What’s in Hungary? People, and land, and stuff…

2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? No

Has someone ever held you back? Yes

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’? Uh, that people should try to do something more with their time.

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’? It is a good name, but one that I would not use for my kids.

2587. What frustrates you? STUPID PEOPLE

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew…yes they did, and well I don’t know how the rest of that goes either.

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Hell if I know, I have never got any for myself.

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Nope

2590. Are you ill? Yeap

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night? Here, in the Persian Gulf…doing nothing at all. Wishing I was in San Diego with my kids.

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(looker or look A)? It is as it is suppose to be, “LOOKER.”

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? Nope

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday? Yeap and I am doing okay when it comes to my bills, thank you very much.

2595. What duck? That duck

2596. Do you collect coins? I use to

How about stamps? Nope

2597. What’s the best way to learn a new language? Study it, and practice

2598. Is God in you? Yes he is

2599. Are you in God? Yes I am

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Yeap

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