Lock Box of Love
We like to get a little kinky in bed. Well, not bring-in-a-sheep kinky, but we do like to explore in ways we both feel comfortable with. So I had on my Tropical Fish boxers, the black ones with Caribbean reef fish on them.
“Hey baby, see the opening in front? That’s where the moray eel comes out!”
She rolled her eyes but gave me a little grin. We had been ‘saving up’ for tonight and hadn’t made love the previous few days. We have found that if we occasionally agree we won’t have sex for a few days, we get even more crazy to have it. Self denial is on your mind, and the anticipation builds up.
I lit the candles while she opened our ‘lock-box of love’ and got out the flavored lubricants, the velvet handcuffs, rubber sheets and vegetable oil, and – of course – our Angelina and Brad Halloween masks. I told her we wouldn’t need the battery powered orgasmatron.
When every candle was aflame I looked over at her in the soft light. She looked so sweet in her tight black shirt dress that, even though we had previously agreed, I realized that I didn’t want her to wear her Laura Croft Tomb Raider outfit; and for some reason I just didn’t feel like donning my Achilles Greek Warrior costume, even though I think I look almost as good as Brad Pitt did when he wore one in the movie Troy. (Well, maybe if its really dark and you are not too picky…)
She was siting on the edge of the bed, the snug shirt-dress barely down to the top of her thighs, long dark hair framing her sweet face, and her eyes sparkling in the flickering light. I sat down next to her and she took my big hand in her small delicate one. She smiled and whispered, “Baby, can we just be ourselves tonight?”
I actually felt relieved. “Of course sweetie, I want you just as you are tonight. Um… do you still want to see the eel?”
Do you want to see the eel”, oh yeah, you’re a real smooth talker. And by the way just in case you’d like an unbiased opinion of you in that Greek Warrior costume, send me a pic; you don’t even have to show me your spear.
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i sincerely hope it doesn’t actually look like a moray eel…
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*laughs* the eel? rob.. you never fail to crack me up. i love you! if i weren’t engaged i would follow you around and make puppy eyes at you. heh.
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haha That was fun, u gotta smile outa me.
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Did she crack up laughing or what? Ha ha!
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Adorable.
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You are priceless!!! ♥
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awww
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Orgasmatron? Hahaha…so I am curious about this collection of boxers?! God forbid you end up in the ER for something, they have to strip you down and underneath your doc facade there are the smiley face boxers…such a goob! 😉 ~
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You always make me laugh, just when I need to. Thanks for being your bashful, boastful, kinky self!
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‘do you still want to see the eel?’ oooo big daddy what female could resist that???? since you are sending that pic to =Bernard= would you kindly send it to me as well? I’ll send you one back ; )
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(grin)
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how many of your kind exist??
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I always found it amusing how women regard strange men’s penises with a sort of disgusted horror, but once they get one of their very own they love it like a pet poodle..
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🙂 you always put a smile on my face.
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ryn: thank you for your note and also for ur insight into the male mindset – that is some advice I am going to follow. Haha! I love your writing!! Love it!!
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Incorrigible–as always!
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*Giggles* Orgasmatron, You get big points for that reference. 😛
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rolling my eyes and blowing you a kiss…..
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this is so charming. what a scene.
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Funny…
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