open maw-LALALA
I have an 8 hour drive waiting for me in a couple hours. Yipee!
In other news, i was kissed by a banker last night. Lately i have gone on dates with writers, musicians, and computer nerds…this one is no where near the ball park.
He was a good kisser. I like good kissers. I like kissing. Mmmmmmm….
Sad news is, many men do not know how to kiss. It’s like … open maw, insert tongue, and wag. LALALALALALALALALAAL
Ugh.
I kind of like the light hearted nature of this entry.
On the dating front, i am having interesting results from a particular free online dating website. Though, there are strange patterns. I get a lot of messages from men who are trying out polyamourous relationships with their wives/partners. This has actually been a regular occurance in my life. What is is about me that screams "I WANT TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP" ??? Strange.
Then, of course, there are the blatant "wanna _____?" Sheesh, peeps! I want to be wooed with witty words and laughter before that subject even comes up….
I’ve learned the ones i like the most make me laugh, can battle words with me, are unconventional, and on the spectrum of dork/nerd/geek-hood. That does not suprise me…
Ok, i really need to finish packing and get my car ready.
I hope you all have food, family, and friendships planned for your weekend.
Safe journey.
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