I Never…

From RainyDayCartoon:

Put X’s by things you have never done.  BE HONEST

(x) I never have been drunk

(x) I never have been so drunk I passed out

(x) I never have smoked pot

(x) I never have done hard drugs

( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex

( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex

(x) I never crashed a friend’s car

(x) I never have driven drunk

( ) I never have been to Japan

( ) I never rode in a taxi

(x) I never had anal sex

(x) I never have been in love

(x) I never had sex

( ) I never have drank milk out of the carton

(x) I never have had sex in public

(x) I never have been dumped

(x) I never have performed oral sex

(x) I never used a vibrator on someone else

(x) I never shoplifted

(x) I never have been fired

( ) I never have been in a fist fight

(x) I never had a threesome

(x) I never snuck out of my parents’ house

(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)

(x) I never have masturbated

(x) I never hotwired a car

(x) I never have been caught masturbating

(x) I never pissed on myself

(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex

(x) I never have been arrested

(x) I never made out with a stranger

(x) I never stole something from my job

(x) I never stole a street sign

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify”>(x) I never filmed sex

(x) I never celebrated New Years in Time Square

(x) I never went on a blind date

( ) I never lied to a friend

(x) I never had a crush on a teacher

(x) I’ve never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans

(x) I’ve never been to Europe

(x) I never skipped school (Well, not on purpose. I never had unexcused absences.)

(x) I never slept with a co-worker

(x) I never cut myself on purpose

(x) I never had sex at the office

(x) I never got married

(x) I never got divorced

(x) I never had children