Diarrhea and “Disowned Mode”

I woke up this morning at 5am. After a fitful night of sleep, let’s just say that my bed appealed to me so much more than a 9 hour shift in a daycare. I got up anyway, after all, 9 hours is money regardless of how hellish those hours may be.

Well, boy oh boy, I had no idea how hellish my day was going to be… Not only did the kids refuse to listen, but my body decided that today would be a good time to get sick AGAIN.

I had horrible, stubborn, frequent diarrhea that occurred TEN times throughout my work day. I had to pinch my buttcheeks together several times to keep myself from having an accident.

Did I mention that I’m sick AGAIN? Yeah, this same exact thing happened to me 2 or 3 weeks ago. WTF, dude? So, I guess I have 3 or 4 days of misery ahead of me, of course it’s worse this time around though…

I feel like such a little child, and it’s quite embarrassing.

In other news, I’m not in my CNA class anymore. I had to go to a funeral and missed one day, ONE day. Turns out it was the only day a week that I was unable to miss, so I was forced to drop the class. It basically sucks. I felt really bad about it, but I’m getting over it now.

Johnny and I were texting the other day… He was "refusing" to call me, and this is what happened:

I’m in the green. Yes, Johnny is listed in my phone as "Johnny Boo-Boo Awesomesauce." Be jealous.

Oh, also… I’m learning to crochet. This is my first attempt at making a hat. Ever. So, it probably sucks… but it’s mine. I’m trying, at least!