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1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? Amaretto sours.

2. Do you follow college football? not really, no

3. Who took this survey before you? lots of people I’m sure. I reappropriated it from Epic Fail. Bwahaha!

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? V-Dub

5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? Last July.

6. Are you happy? *Claps hands* Oh dammit, now that’s going to be stuck in my head.

7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Edward McKay’s

8. How do you feel about your hair? It’s too short. I miss my long hair.

9. Where do you live? Castle Grayskull

10. Last thing you ate? Soilent Green.

11. Do you wish you were some place else right now? yeah.

12. Last time you were kissed? Before I left for work.

13. Do you have any expensive jewellery? Depends. Define expensive.

14. AIM or MSN? msn

15. What classes are you taking now? none

16. How many hours on average do you work a week? 40-70 with 48 being the average the last few weeks.

17. Who do you like right now? Myself.

18. Favorite NFL team? Eh.

19. Do you watch the Olympics? Winter, yes; summer, no.

20. Last restaurant you went to? Firehouse Subs

21. Who was the last person to call you? Uh, my wife, I think, maybe, no wait, Randy, no, my wife, uh…yeah my wife was.

22. What’s your sign? A boot stomping on a human skull. Oh you mean zodiacal? Virgo.

23. Do you have a favorite number? 3 is a magic number.

24. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donation? Last week.

25. What do you spend the majority of your money on? Bills are the only thing I spend money on any more.

26. Where does most of your family live? Everywhere. Pick a state, a country, whatever, I’ve got family there.

27. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? Sort of both. I have 3 half-siblings and one ex-step-sister, but I never grew up with any of them.

28. Ever been called a hoe/$lut? Surprisingly yes. It was in high school oddly enough.

29. Ever been called a bitch? "I’m the bitch I’m the bitch and the bitch is back"

30. Got any guilty pleasures? I don’t have any guilt.

31. Favorite kind of beer? Carolina Blonde or Boddington’s. Or Killian’s Irish Red. Or Red Oak.

32. Have you ever experienced true love? "Wuv, twue wuv." oh uh yeah.

33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies? pfft. no.

34. Ever bought anything? Really? That’s your question? Nooooo. I’ve never once bought anything ever. I live naked under a bridge eating berries and passers-by.

35. Myspace or Facebook? Faceboook I guess.

36. Do you have T-Mobile? nope

37. What was your favorit

e subject? English and History

38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else? Nope, I hate myself, but I hate everyone else more so, it’s kind of a "lesser of evils" thing.

39. Do you usually fall for the "bad guys/girls"? Usually? no. Not saying I haven’t or wouldn’t but not on a regular basis. I don’t really have a type though.

40. Were you an outcast in high school? At times. I was somehow both popular and an outcast. Haven’t figured out exaclty how that worked yet.

41. Last time you saw your parents? Mom, 2 days ago when we went to the gun range. Dad, uh, ’bout a year ago I guess.

42. Do you have any talents? Lots. mostly destructive. a few creative. And a few you’re too young to know about.

43. Ever been in a wedding? Yeah. Quite a few.

44. Do you have any children? None that I know about.

45. Last movie you watched? Fight Club

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment? Yeah but only because they won’t hold still long enough for me to get a clean shot.

47. Did you take a nap today? no

48. Have you made any phone calls today? Yes

49. Ever been on a cruise? No.

50. Favorite vacation spot? My couch.

51. Favorite genre of music? Everything.

52. Do you have any wealthy friends? Not materially speaking I don’t.

53. Ever met anyone famous before? John Stamos. The guys from Candlebox. The guys from Acidic (who will be famous one day).

54. Favorite actor? Edward Norton.

55. Favorite actress? Melissa Joan Hart…sorry I’ve had a thing for her since I was 8 or so.

56. Are you multi-tasking right now? Not this very second.

57. Could you handle being in the military? No. "At ease" never looked very at ease to me.

58. Are you hungry or thirsty? Yeah, kinda. Any more soilent green? Or soilent anything will do. Mmm…human.

59. Favorite fast food restaurant? *Shrug* Wendy’s maybe. I don’t know.

60. Favorite Nightclub? They closed my favorite, but I’ll go with Ziggy’s, though that’s more of a bar than a night club.

61. What is your average cell phone bill? IDK.

62. Do you own a camera phone? They make cameras with phones!?!?! Heck yeah, I’m there!

63. Ever had to take a sobriety test? Once.

64. Do you believe in Karma? Karma’s just an extension of the dharma. Wait, what was the question?

65. Can you speak any other languages? Not fluently. But I can swear in at least 6.

66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out? I work out at home. And yesterday.

67. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Shoes specifically? Not boots or sandals and such? 6 pairs. 5 of them are chucks.

68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use? No

69. Last place you were at? Here.

70. What is your schools mascot? A "Patriot". Basically an American War for Independence guy with a musket and a tri-corner hat.

71. Ever been to Las Vegas? Not since I’ve been old enough to gamble.

72. Ever be

en to Mexico for spring break? No.

73. Have you ever bought condoms? No I haven’t actually. Never concerned me.

74. Do you have any regrets? Not about things I’ve done, only things done to me that I have no power to change. I stand by my statements and decisions as being the right ones at the time.

75. What do you think is your best feature? My hair when it’s long. Women used to be jealous of my hair. Those were the days. Now…..nope, I got nothin’.

76. Have you ever been gambling? yes once, slots and horse races.

77. How old are your parents? 47 and 48 I think. Not sure about the second one.

78. When is the last time you updated your blog? If you count this as a blog, right now, if not, fuck you, I say it’s a blog.

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth? Sorta. I have two left and one of them isn’t doing to well.

80. Favorite place to be? Asleep.

81. Have you ever been to New York City? No.

82. Favorite sit down restaurant? Used to be Texas Land and Cattle but there isn’t one anywhere in this state any more…bastards. Also mideval times. On a more frequent basis, Arigato’s. And recently, Cha Da Thai.

83. Ever been to Disney Land/World? Both.

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Fond of Phillip J. Fry and Homer Simpson myself.

85. Last thing you cooked? HA! Do Ramen’s count?

86. How is the weather today? Fine, thanks. I guess.

87. Do you e-mail? Well let’s see, they have had the ability to send electronic mail since the 70’s so…no. I’ve never emailed anyone. Think I should start? (Man, I love sarcasm!)

88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill? Cards.

89. Favorite store? Ed McKay’s probably. Like Barnes and Noble’s too but not as often or as much as Ed McKay’s. I also love goodwill. And have since before the hipsters took over.

90. Are you dating someone right now? Um. Sorta’. I’m married. We still go on dates.

91. Last voicemail you received? My wife telling me she left her phone at home and to call her work if I needed her.

92. Do you drunk dial? No. Usually someone else dials for me because I can’t get the damn numbers to hold still.

93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Bought it.

94. What is the best city in the state that you have lived in? Winston-Mother-F***in”-Salem! Followed by Asheville, Charlotte and Raleigh. In that order.

95. Favorite band? Just one? uhh…Alice in Chains? No. Mother Love Bone. No. the beatles, uh, NIN, 5FDP? AAAARRRRGGH! TOO MANY CHOICES! *Head goes boom*

96. Last time you were sick? Uhm, stomach sick, always, cold sick? 6 and half years ago +/-.

97. Are you bored right now? If you’re bored then you’re boring and I am not boring. I say good day to you sir!

98. Last concert you went to? Acidic/Candlebox. Leaving out Honor by August because they sucked and I spent their set outside smoking and chatting…mostly with the guys from Acidic.

99. Ready for the weekend? Doesn’t matter. Still have to work.

100. What did you do last night? Worked, then watched 2 episodes of The Big Bang Theory, 2 episodes of Supernatural and 2 episodes of Grimm. Still haven’t caught up on the last one yet.