08/02/2011

1301. Can “what you don’t know” actually hurt you?
Well, if you don’t know that bus is about to run you over, it’s still going to hurt a lot when it does.

1302. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky; TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

1303. What people would you describe as “pure”?
Unborn children. After they come out, that whole purity thing starts going downhill.

1304. Are you into bookcrossing?
I had to look that up. Apparently, no.

1305. Have you ever had a pen pal?
Not since 2nd grade.

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)?
No. But it sounds fun. (And it also sounds a bit like a gay porn.)

1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you?
Lots of ’em. Coming to mind first is "It could always be worse". Well thanks for that cheery piece of wisdom….jackass.

1308. Is there an online game you like to play?
No. I used to play tanks back in the day though. Wouldn’t mind playing again.

1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience?
You don’t want me to answer that.

1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear?
They come off. =)

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion?
Oblivion is nice this time of year.

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?

– You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27.

– You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life.

– You sit home playing video games for 70 years.

One or three. I could go for either. I’m already living #2 so a change of pace would be nice.

1313. What is broken in your:
Car?
Most everything.

School?
N/A

House?
The siding, the roof, the remote to my tv, my guitar tuner, other stuff too but I don’t know right now.

Life?
HAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHHAHAHA!  *ahem* my mind.

Soul?
Actually, today it’s okay. Cracked maybe, but not broken.

Brain?
Everything.

1314. Which one will you fix first?
Probably car.

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god:
I like that song. All my thoughts on God won’t fit on this page. Ask me in an email.

1316. What is the strangest note you’ve ever received?
"We have  your kidney. If you want it back, send us one million ruples."

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?

Phone

Beeper

Voice mail

Email

Cell phone

Snail mail

Hypothetically 3. But I only answer my cell if I know you and I rarely check my email. Snail mail works best with me.

1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you?
I’m not always either one.

1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby?
Keep.

1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person?
Uh, yeah.

1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man?
This isn’t really a cut and dry question. They should both get a say so and reach a decision. It’s not a fucking couch for pete’s sake.

1322.-1323 I deleted. I refused to answer because I’ve already been there and done that.

1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools?
You don’t want to get me started on this so I’ll give you the short answer and say parent.

1325. Are you into new age things?
Some.

1326. Are you very:

Nervous?
At the moment no.

Anxious?
Thanks to these pills they gave me, again, no.

Organized?
Yes but you wouldn’t be able to tell it.

Tense?
"I’m a pup tent. No, I’m a teepee. No, I’m a pup tent. I’m a teepee."

Rigid?
I can be.

Skeptical?
Pfft.

1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others? How?
Everyone perceives reality differently.

1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying?
No.

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous?
Yes. But not at the same time.

1332. What are your feelings about rap music?
Meh. Some of it’s okay.

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music?
I don’t know Roxy Music so I got to go with Cypress Hill on this one. (They’re insane in the membrane!)

1334. If you could solve just one of the world’s problems what would you choose to solve?
Overpopulation. I don’t think you’d approve of my methods.

1335. Would you make a good:

Counselor?
Sometimes. Depends on the person and the problem.

Visual artist?
Epic fail! I can see how to make the images clearly in my head but I can’t make my hands do what I want. Good photographer though.

Teacher?
Of English or History. Maybe politics too. And definitely of religion.

Pilot?
Yes

Secretary?
Yes

Cashier?
Not again!

Waiter or waitress?
I did well at it.

Veterinary assistant?
Ooooo, no, I’d eventually have to be around an animal being put down.

Office manager?
Yeah

Stage manager?
Maybe

Actor or actress?
Yes

Pizza delivery girl or guy?
No. Pizza would be gone before I got to your house.

Film director?
I have the vision but not the people skills.

Business man or woman?
Yeah.

Surgeon?
My hands are a little shakey for that.

Fire man or woman?
Still considering it. I have 30 more days to decide.

Cop?

Nope! I would be the one leaving thugs and punks alone and arresting the buisnessmen and preppy rich kids….after use of very excessive force.

1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them?
Never used one.

1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It’s out of your way. Do you say yes?
Depends on my mood.

Let’s say you said yes. S/he hugs you. What is your reaction?
"Thank you."

As you drop him or her off s/he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this?
She’s greatful for the ride. Duh.

1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies?
Yes

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw?
Last Samurai makes me cry.

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of?
I don’t want to think sad thoughts! I’m already at work! What the hell are you trying to do to me?!

1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know?
My ex-step-dad

1342. Are you sexy in any way?
I don’t know. I’m not into dudes. Ask someone else.

1343. How often do you check your email?
Used to be once a day. Last few months, once a week.

1344. How often do you check your diary for notes?
5 or 6 times a day.

1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick?
Didn’t I answer this alread? If not, Bruce Cambell

1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story?
My Uncle did. My Uncle that’s still living does too but he doesn’t talk about it.

1347. What’s the matter with kids today?
Their parents.

1349. What was on the last CD you burned?
Everything. I made them for the party. Every genre of music was on those.

1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet?
I dunno.

1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work?
Yes

1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world?
I’m not. I’m from Titan. Thought we covered this?

1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
Yes

1354. Do you still have imaginary friends?
Just the voices in my head who contend that they are quite real and you’re an idiot.

1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books?
Some

1356. Are you decadent?
Some

1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy?
Nothing. Money can buy anything if you know how to spend it right. Everything else I either already have or don’t need.

1358. What would make you happy that money can buy?
A boat ticket to another country.

1359. Where do you hang out in your spare time?
S…sss….spa….spare…time?

1361. It’s (what time is it?) ______.
"4:30. It’s not late. Naw naw. That’s early early early". Actually it’s 2104 hrs.

Do you know where your:

Mom is?
At my house. 

Dad is?
Asleep at his home.

First boyfriend or girlfriend is?
Married to some inbred hick who beats the hell out of her.

Boy or girlfriend is?
Wife’s napping until 11 when she gets up for work.

Best friend is?
Online.

Soul mate is?
Quiet buying that BS a long time ago.

Wallet is?
2 in my back pockets. 6 or 7 empty ones at home.

1362. Who do you feel sorry for?
My poor, neglected friends.

1363. What will you never say in front of your parents?
Actually at this point we’ve pretty much broken all the barriers.

1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with?
not if I like you.

1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity?
 Well either way, I’m safe now. The ring is on. But did I. Almost.

1366. What year were you born?
698 AD… Oh! In this life? 1983

1367. What is your sign?
nlnn

1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school?
nnln

1369. Do you use moisturizer?
On my face after I shave.

1370. On what parts of your body?
I just told you! Pay attention!

1371. Are the 70’s back in style?
I don’t know. If they are someone give me a .38 special and a bullet.

1372. Do you read any magazines?
Men’s Health sometimes.

1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night?
Yes

1374. Are you a music maker?
yes

1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams?
What, like prophetic ones? Sometimes.

1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”?
Been there, done that.

1378. Which would you watch of these choices:

Pitch black
The mummy
Pretty woman

Pitch black if you’re forcing me into it. If not, I’ll just turn the tv off thank you.

1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself?
In any given day it’s about 50/50

1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)?
Only one on one. More than that and I need alcohol.

1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships?
Friendships yes. Family relationships…..well….they’re still alive.

1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety?
On a good day, music. On a bad day, martial arts on inanimate objects. On a really bad day, martial arts on animate objects.

1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt?
No. Why would I deny what I feel?

1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook?
Honestly, I usually do.

1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others?
Ask them. With all these surveys lately, probably not.

1388. What things do you cherish?
Books.

1389. To what extent do you value diversity?
Meh. Diversity can be good. It can also be rather bad on some occasions.

1390. What fascinates you?
Everything. Especially if it’s shiney.

1391. Do you appreciate nature?
yes

1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be?
no one

1393. Would you ever consider ‘psychic surgery’ if you were ill?
Ummm….no.

How about voodoo?
Maybe. I have to

trust the person performing it.

Herbal remedies?
Use them all the time.
Wait. What happened to Rev, Shamans, Priests, etc.? Don’t they deserve a fair shake? I’d go to any of them before I would a Psychic.

1394. How effective do you feel meditation is?
Depends on what you are trying to achieve with it. Secular meditation will help you calm down but you aren’t going to get any spiritual benefit from it.

1395. How effective do you feel prayer is?
Depends on what you’re asking for.

1396. How long do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing?
I’ve prayed without ceasing since I started this job. "Lord, what’s with these people?" is usually the opening phrase of those prayers.

1397. Is religion a live option for you?
As opposed to a dead option?

1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention?
None of it.

1399. How many clocks are in your house?
I don’t know. 3 in the kitchen, 1 in the living room, 1 in the guest room. Don’t know how many my mother has.

1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey?
Philisophical questions, books