Last Night @Work Part II
Things I hate about my job
1. The fact that we have ourselves a circle of friends.
2. Everyone in the circle of friends feels the need to know everything about everybody else.
3. When the people in the circle of friends feel like they don’t know everything about everybody they have to speculate and then gossip to everybody else about their speculations.
The above all stems from my relationship, or lack thereof, with Dom. Recently some people in the circle have been making comments about Dom and I. Apparantly they all think that I have either fucked him or done something of a sexual manner with him. This is completely untrue.
Dom has done alot for me, and I trust him more than the other cops. He helped me get help for my mother, and looked out for my brother and I when she was in the hospital. He makes me feel better about myself, by telling me positive things, that he sees in me. And he is completely and brutally honest which helps me see the type of person I am.
Here is my specualtion on why the circle thinks that there is something going one between me and Dom. For one thing he is a womanizer. Hello people I know this, and would never let myself be played by someone I knew was a player. Secondly he always calls me doll or dollface, and I always call him darling. Whoo hoo pet names for each other yeah that must mean I am sleeping with him. For crying out loud, I have pet names for everyone. Doug is Dougie-poo, Rich is Richey-bear, Brian is sweetheart(and sometimes baldy), Jeff is Skeeter, Shane is OshKosh, and Dave is fatboy. Jack calls me mini-Mike, Brian calls me bunny(or sometimes bunhead, don’t ask about that one), Rocky always calls me hun(sometimes I don’t think that he even knows my name), and Rich calls me dearheart. Oh yeah and Mikey has my phone number stored under Bitch on his voicedial*(we are not even going to get into that one.)
Thirdly, Dom likes to look at skin mags in the back room, where I have to be in order to do dishes, get supplies, and other miscellaneous bullshit. So they see his car parked out front and him nowhere in sight, when guess what I walk out of the back room, and 2 seconds later so does he.
Jenn what were you doing back there with Dom????
Hmmmmm I was washing dishes as you can tell by my shirt soaked with greasy dish water.
Jenn you can tell us the truth.
Okay you wanna know the truth. We were looking at skin mags together in a convience store where half the freakin township knows us, and getting each other off. How’s that for an answer for Christ’s Sake. Yeah let’s do that in public, so it will be in next weeks gossip column and we can both lose our jobs.
GET REAL!
For the record, Dom and I have never had any type of sexual relationship and we never will. I do nice things for him just like I do for every other cop in the area. He does things for me for two reasons, 1. in return for the things I do for him and 2. Cause it’s his job to serve and protect.
Gossip is the evil which is ruining our society today. It creates problems for everyone involved, so why don’t you people get a freaking life and shut the fuck up. As Thumper said in the movie Bambi,”If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Bubbles