Impress him with Stupidity(themes, themes)

Have you ever done something stupid when you were trying to impress somebody??? I am the Queen of Stupidity. I have done alot of stupid things while trying to impress a guy, but I think the moment that stands out the most was when I was trying to impress Shane O’Mac.

I wasn’t working but I knew Shane would be, so I went down to work and hung out with Mikey until Shane came in. I wasn’t dressed to impress had on a pair of jeans and my Pens jersey, but my hair and makeup were looking good. So in walks Shane and he said hi and walked to the back of the store to get a drink. Now I am standing by the map rack, kinda in front of but to the side. Shane comes over and starts talking to me and made compliments about my hair and how it looked nice down and that I should wear it that way more often. Here I am standing there my face about 10 shades of red and I go to take a step backwards and trip over the freaking map rack right in front of Shane. Lucky for me I didn’t fall completely on my ass but it was pretty embarrasing. To make matters worse a couple of minutes later I was getting a cup of coffee and started walking over to talk to him and I trip on the damn rug and spilled my coffee everywhere. Talk about being stupid. Mike made it worse by asking me if I was all flustered by Shane. I wanted to die at that moment. I could’ve killed Mikey. But luckily I denied being flustered by Shane and blamed it on the fact that I was very tired and I was going home to go to bed. I bolted out the door and went home.

Everytime I see Shane I do something stupid. I was making him a breakfast sandwich one morning and camethiscloseto dropping on the floor and caught it just in time, but ended up hitting my head on a cart. Burnt myself several times while talking to him and trying to cook food. I think he needs to quit coming to visit me before I end up killing myself by some freak accident.