If you can’t stand the heat…

PHRASE OF THE DAY:If you can’t stand the heat, stay away from the pepper spray.

Phrase of the day brought to you by the courtesy of Bush and Sgt. Eddie. Last night at work Jeff was telling everyone how his pepper spray got clogged when he went to use it on someone. Pip said he hadn’t used his in over a year since he sprayed my brother for being a smartass, and that it probably didn’t work. So Bush being the stupid idiot that he is decided to help him test it out. He put on a pair of sunglasses and went outside with Lonnie and got sprayed. Of course it didn’t work that well just a small stream came out and Bush said it didn’t even burn.

Eddie made the comment that the fogger pepper sprays work better. Bush offered to test it out. I could not believe what he was about to do. Eddie and Bush went over to the hillside and Eddie sprayed it. A huge cloud of hot pepper went everywhere. I was laughing so hard, Bush was flailing his arms and trying to walk blind. He was walking into shit. I was dumbfounded. How stupid someone has to be to volunteer to do that. Eddie was standing downwind and inhaled a little bit. His eyes starting burning so I made him come inside and wash his face in the sink. I felt bad for him. Poor Bush could hardly breathe. Snot was coming out his nose and he couldn’t open his eyes. His face was beat red. Good thing they didn’t have any ambulance calls or he would’ve been screwed.

I’m glad that Eddie is back on midnight’s. He is my favorite Carnegie cop, except for when he grabs tubes of mini M&M’s and shakes them at me. That’s in reference to Shane o’Mac. He knows I hate it when he does that. Shane will be back on midnights Thursday. WHOO HOO! Too bad I’m off and Thursday cause I’m going to watch the Pens play Carolina.

Speaking of Shane, last week he came into work and talked to me for over an hour. He asked me what happened between me and psychobitch Karen. I told him the whole story sans the part about him. He was pissed. He said that I was his friend(whoohoo)and that he would have a talk with her and tell her not to come into work anymore and bother me. Then we talked about AOL and how he just got it and doesn’t know how to use it very well. I told him that if he ever has any problems with his computer to come talk to me since I am a computer genius. Anyways gotta run I’m soooooo tired from working all night.

see ya bye

Bubbles