a little cinco de mayo humor

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was >
>produced in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars >
>scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next >
>port of call after New York. >
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>This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever >
>delivered to Mexico…. But as we know, the great ship did not make >
>it to New York. >
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>The people of Mexico were crazy about mayonnaise and were >
>eagerly awaiting its delivery, and they were devasted by the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a national day of mourning, which they observe to this day…. It occurs each year on the 5th of May and is known simply as Sinko de Mayo…. 

ha ha ha

 

i cant get rid of those fucking little greater than signs so just deal with it.  🙂

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that was the best joke I have heard in a while