Can you believe this?!

You won’t believe this. I just got a call from Ellen! She’s leaving. No way. I am shocked. I am in disbelief. I am speechless. She was looking for someone from the HR dept today and all-of-a-sudden…BOOM! She calls me and says "Oh, well I just wanted to thank you for all that you do at work" (Which is total B.S.). And then the news came that she was "retiring" from work. Oh my! My prayers have been answered. I knew it was coming.