chap flap
A few days ago, at work, a female coworker (FC) came up to me to get more change for her register. I’d guess she’s in her 50s but I think her smoking has played a part in her looks. For all I know, she could be 36 but her face is a spiderweb of wrinkles underneath a dull gray bob of hair. Her bright blue eyes are bloodshot inside a ring of thick clumped mascara. She always smells of coffee and cigarettes, which probably contributes to her brown teeth. She’s also from Arizona so she’s not a stuffy Southern prude so I know I can have fun with her.
FC: "So, I bought some men’s sleep pants the other day."
me: "Oh yeah?"
FC: "Yeah." She waved her hands over her crotch.
me: "Problem?"
FC: "Well, I forgot about that front flap. I’ll have to sew that up. It’s chilly."
me: "Oh, yeah. A little breezy there?"
FC: "Yeah!"
me: "Chapped lips?"
FC: "Huh?"
me: "Nothing."
haha that’s funny
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yeah, that IS funny….except the part about “stuffy southern prude” REALLY? offensive much? lol. ‘s ok, cause I was thinking you were a little buttoned up. thas the thing about perception. we all have our own, and it’s often skewed. take care.
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Hahaha, I’d have died laughing if someone said that to me.
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ROFL!! I would have bought her some chapstick!
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you cad!
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you make me so proud sometimes 😛
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Does it count as a LOL if I snorted? Cause, yup. I did.
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Haha! See, now this is why you’d be my #1. And there’s no reason why you couldn’t be several people’s, if you were open to it. Maybe it’s the fact that you look at it from a cynical “placeholder” point of view. Those people don’t HAVE to hang out with you. Work girlfriend doesn’t have to text you. But she does. And they do. Just because it’s not what you particularly want doesn’t mean that it’s…
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…of no value to anyone. Or maybe I’m one of those people that cares too much and I’ve just spent over 400 characters revealing my thoughts on interactions with people in my own world. :-X RYN: A documentary?! Hell, I could have written an entire soap opera, around my interactions with her characters and their interactions between each other! I kid you not. It was really fucked up. Oh my god!
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Also, you should definitely worry about those nude photos, that you submitted to that cut-up bitch! I feel that it’s my duty- as a friend to you, of course- to procure these images from her phone. Now, if you’d be so kind as to lend me her contact info… Haha! 😛 This talk of being someone’s #1 reminded me of Audioslave’s “#1 Zero”. That used to be my song. Maybe you’d like it. Check it out.
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Ewwwwwww…. hahhahahahahaha.
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Yeah that’s pretty impressive. Awesome. Also, updates on your writings? I have none, so I want to know yours. TT4N.
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LMAO!
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Little more than 20k for me. Lack of insight came from hitting a wall every time I sat down (mostly; last two nights my computer had been wigging out on me. It’s old). My characters are all unique and different, etc, but I had no plot. I had “ooh deep scary mystery magic” and NOTHING to show for it. So today, I did some research, and pop-o! I’m running. Whoo. Now I break and play CoD:BO2.
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LOL!!
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RYN: Oh, so I’m only good enough to hang out with when I grow weed, huh? Humph. Don’t you have some double standards- fuss ’cause you don’t feel like other people want to spend time with you but, in order for you to be willing to hang out with me, I gotta do something completely illegal. Haha! 😛 To be honest with you, I’ve never even smoked weed. Come from a family with a few addicts, so it…
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…wouldn’t be a very good idea for me to try anything. Can imagine that my own personality probably screams “DORMANT ADDICT!”, too. I stick with a glass or two of red wine, every once in awhile. And that’s it. I don’t think I’d be able to make money off of a history that that woman created for her characters. It would make for a pretty cool series, though. The brothers had an incestuous…
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…relationship, and everyone was messing around with everyone else. Looking back on it, I have no fucking clue how I was stupid enough to believe all of that nonsense. It was just too surreal to be true! I could always just pool stories from my own life and add to ’em. Tell the tale of the relationship I had with my cousin, when he and I were teens. Only have us not be separated by the…
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…many things that wound up tearing our relationship apart. It really is quite sad. In my heart of hearts, he’s one of the only men- well, we were rebellious boys at the time- that I ever truly loved. And I still miss the bond that we had. I would give just about anything to have that with someone again. I’ve never been able to find it, a second time. Anyway, happy Thanksgiving! 🙂
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LMAO!
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teehee! cute.
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You’re a dork, lol!
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Lol!
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RYN: I know. As always, I was just harassing you. 😛 Did you get drunk and enjoy a good “stuffing”, today? God, I could really use some red wine and a cock in me arse! Mmm… I have written about my cousin before. Dunno if you were reading any of my older journals, when I did. Might have to rehash it, at some point. Maybe sometime soon. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving, Bran Flakes. 🙂
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Bahahahaha!
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It really is! The beats make my body want to move like it’s happy, but the lyrics break my heart. I think Lights was an album that required remixes- Halcyon invites them, just because the material is so good, but the songs stand as they are. Love it!
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You’re usually so sincere, which makes the occasional romp in the gutter much more delightful.
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Lmao!! Awesome
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Lol.
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hilarious!
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