Notes to Sam…

For some reason FOD won’t let me leave you the note I wrote so i’m leaving it here and hoping that you’ll read it!!!

God, no!!! shes one of those people that gets her kicks out of making others feel bad because shes inferior and theres nothing she can do about it…she knows you’re better than her and the only way she can feel that shes risen above you is to push you down…don’t let her!!! Fight back!!! remember-“you are sam, sam you are” (it sounds better when you say it cuz it rhymes…) don’t let anyone ever make you feel that you’re less than you are…because(now i’m going to tell you a secret society secret)…we’ve known it for a while but haven’t been sure if you were ready or not…you have now been summoned to join the high council of “The Superior Beings”…yea, its cool, I know…:0) You are one of us and if you’ll refer back to my previous entry you’ll see that the nameless bitch you were talking about is one of the inferior creatures who skulk nearby and piss us superior beings off…

So heres to you, SB Sam!!!

From your friend, and secret society leader, SB Mir…known to you as Miss Brainiac 2 U…AKA…hop on pop!