NoMoJo #6

I had this long entry planned out, but now I am GRUMPY. Grumpy because I told M not to eat too much dinner, as I was making pretzels AT HIS REQUEST, yet he DID eat too much and was too full for homemade pretzels. I’m also grumpy because the recipe said to put the pretzels on parchment paper. I did, and they stuck and made my pretty pretzels ugly. And half the size.  I’m ALSO grumpy because I come from a line of nitwit DNA- it’s a ginormous battle of who can be the biggest hypochondriac and attention seeking hoochie. Sometimes I hear parent/child songs on the radio and cry because I never had that or never will. Especially father/daughter songs. My life is beyond unfair. I’m sick of lemonaid. I guess it is time for lemon meringue pie. That is one of my favorites! Hmm…

I’m thirsty.