Busted!!

Let me just say, wowsers! You all totally pulled my punk card on the failure to write the past three days. Oops? Can I plead the fifth? Make excuses about cake orders that were being filled? Describe a fantasy of actually spending a day in bed reading a book and being fed grapes and cheese by some fine stud muffin? Okay. I know no one would buy that last one. Booo! (That’s mah naaame!) But…I really did have cake orders. *pout* Really! I did! Honest!

*mutter*

Thanks to everyone that commented on the whole friendship issue. I had an internal argument with myself and realized that the signs were there and I just need to release it all. Sometimes you just need to let that bird free, right? (Not THAT bird my vulgar peeps. Well…maybe sometimes. Personally? I prefer the beauty pageant wave. It totally aggravates people more than the bird! Bwa ha ha!!) While I feel so much frustration, as this seems to be a repetitive pattern, I need to realize that some of this I bring on myself. I need to understand that people should want to be a friend to me because of me. You know…that whole charming personality stuff. Oh, and my charisma. And whit. Annnnndddd humor. Then there is the good looks. Hmm…I might be talking about someone else here. A girl can dream, right? 😉 Rambling aside, I need to "recognize, " yo!

I have been doing an extreme purge and clean in the house. Oooooooh Lordy, Lordy. Let me tell you…when I decide to get rid of clutter our house is typically left bare boned. I have managed to accumulate enough "junk" that half of my dining room has been taken over by overflowing piles of garage sale parafernalia. It is totally killing my OCD!! I have informed the husband that we WILL be doing a yard sale on April 1st so he best prepare. Mmmhmm. Unfortunately, knowing me, I’ll be taking all that garage sale money to re-clutter. Hobby Lobby, here I come! Woohoo!

Gosh I heart that store. Seriously! I can come home with like $50 and, when the hubby gripes, can honestly say "But BABY! I bought $100 worth of stuff for $50!!" Men. Well…at least my man. Luckily he has come to understand my need for the occasional shopping spree. I suppose my need for the ultimate sale soothes his nerves! This winter I swear he was going to have a heart attack when he saw that I had brought home a pair of $400 boots. I gave it a few hours before I showed him my receipt showing him that I only paid $50. Yes, I’m evil but he should have known better! Right? Right. Faith, bro!

I need to post pictures. *thinks*

Oh- some of you asked how I lost the weight! To be honest? All I did was count calories, give up soda, drink a butt ton of water, not eat past 8pm, ate my 3 meals and 3 snacks a day and worked out. Just the basics. Went from a size 16 to a size 10/12 depending on the brand of jeans! of course now my clothes are all snug since I have been slacking, but I am starting yet again. It sucks not having a high metabolism. The bountiful boosom is not as promising as it sounds.

Hmmm. I think it is time to go read and note now. My mind is all over the place today! I blame the weather. (I’m pointing all kinds of fingers today, huh!)