Jelly

Got to see the baby last night, and now I am happy.  I also got to feed her, and she threw up on me.  Aww…<3

Even when she is screaming her head off, I just smile and laugh at her because she looks SOOOO MAD AND LIFE IS TOUGH FOR BABY!  It’s hilarious.  Her hair is turning red and her eyes are getting darker.

Wierdly enough, it was commented that the baby and I looked a hell of a lot alike.  I mean, we both have wierd blonde/brunette/red hair, blue eyes, and really pale skin.  Yeah, I admit it, I’m the real father.

Found out the father didn’t sign the birth certificate even though he was THERE when she was born, because he "forgot" his ID.  There’s also rumor that he might have gotten a THIRD girl pregnant.  What the fuck is wrong with this guy?!  What the fuck is wrong with these GIRLS?!  STOP SLEEPING WITH IDIOTS.  IT IS NOT SEXY.

Found out that if I get pregnant with the IUD, they usually have to remove it.  And when they do, there’s a 50% chance of miscarriage.  What a bummer.  I would cry and cry and cry.

So in related news, the strings from my IUD are missing.  I have an appointment to have my doc take a peek next week, but they said the strings can get sucked up into the uterus and make it a pain in the ass to check positions and remove it when the time comes.  They said that it should still be effective as long as the IUD hasn’t FALLEN OUT.  Since I don’t have a windsock vagina, that’s not the case.  The worse case scenario is that the IUD has PIERCED MY UTERUS  but since I’m not screaming in agony I think I’m okay.  Also if they thought it had done that, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t let me wait a week to come in and see the doctor.

Oh yeah, my dad is fine.  He decided to walk to a local bar, leaving his truck at the strangely dark, empty house.  Thanks Dad, I’m glad you’re not dead, NOW ANSWER YOUR CELL PHONE!