Lets Play Again

 Be recognized for saving 500 people’s lives or be voted the #1 sexiest person in your country?#1 Sexiest person, but before I come across totally shallow, if I were to save 500 people’s lives, I wouldn’t want to be recognized for it. No seriously. 
Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice cold or an alarm clock that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?It is so hard to get out of bed when you are cold, but if it was the bed making you cold I think it would be that much easier to wake up. 
Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
Run into a wall, I’ve done both and it was a lot less painful.
Be a pirate or be a ninja?
Pirate!!!!!!
Be the #1 entertainer for 4 years or be president of the U.S.?
I would never want to be the President.
Walk on the ocean floor or jump to the moon with moonboots?
Walk on the ocean floor for sure. 
Be a superhero or a super villain?
Superhero. 
Be really creative or be really intelligent?
I feel like If I was really intelligent I could also be really creative.
Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
I would rather turn invisible. 
Be super famous on YouTube or win 1 thousand dollars?
What would YouTube get me? I’d rather win a thousand dollars. 
Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
Cookies and milk! And by the way, who eats juice and crackers?
Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
Without a computer for 2 weeks.
Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
1 best friend.
Live in hot weather the rest of your life or cold weather the rest of your life?
Cold weather. 
Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or Win the Lottery?
Win the Lottery. 
Be a good singer or a good dancer?
Good singer, I could have back up dancers to make me look awesome!
Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
Famous actress.
Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
Not have to work for 5 years. That would give me more time with my babies!
Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
I’ve already found true love so bring on the 5 million dollars.
Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
It would make Salem really happy if we lived in a castle. 
Be Johnny Depp’s girlfriend of have Johnny Depp’s salary?
I may be the only woman alive who doesn’t find him attractive, so his salary.
Be the same age forever or live to 100?
Who wants to live forever? Not me.
Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
Never become famous.
Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the year 3000? (If the world still exists then)
The year 3000, I would so much rather have an easier life than be subject to illness and and not have access to modern inventions.
Be a mad scientist or a private investigator?
Private investigator
Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but sun for a year non-stop?
Sun, if you remember God flooded the earth in just 40 days. 
Kill your own meal (meat) or become a vegetarian?
Kill my own meat!
Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
Stuck in an elevator. 
Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
Too cold. 
Be allergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
Be allergic to my favorite food.
Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
Penguin.
Be trapped in a haunted house alone or be alone on a deserted island?
Alone on a deserted island.
Have love but no money or have money but no love?
Love but no money. 
Do Elmo workout videos or be obese?
Elmo work out videos all the way. 
Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
Kansas and rich.
Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
I’d have to say get hit by the car. 
Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
Give up alcohol.
Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
Skip my birthday.
Own a MAC or own a PC?
I used to think I would never want a MAC but now I love our computer.
Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
MySpace.
Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
Only eat chicken but honestly I don’t know what I would do without steak.
Date the wrong person until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?
Stay single.
Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
Muscular arms.
Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
High school all over again.
Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
A bird that curses.
Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
Never become rich.