Blue Elephant

I’m driving up my drive way today (as I most often do when using a car) and I see this blue thing out of the corner of my eye. Its around the vicinity of the front door so I figure we got a package or something. I’m thinking “Hey, cool package.”

When I open the front door, there standing on our porch is a blue wax elephant. Can we say huhwhah? The elephants all nice and wet (cause it’s been raining, what a slut) and underneath it is a note. It looks like a guys handwriting, but you never know. The note was as follows:

I am a gift. Why? Because the road you live on is part of a challenge that has been put unto me. If I remember correctly one in your house knows where the elephant came from.

Or something close to that because I’ve missplaced the paper. Massively weird and yet highly amusing. My day is now complete.

ps No one in my family has a clue as to who this elephant is from. If you know and would like to tell us, that would rock.