Annoy

I was surfing the web, but seeings how there’s a cat sitting on half my mousepad, and is proceeding to lick my hand….and now my face.llkkkk <—-*that was from her*

Okay now that the cat in my face is gone, annoyances. I am having on big annoyance lately. I can’t shake it. It’s the MOTHER IN LAW. OMG she’s driving me nuts! I don’t usually complain, because I know she is old. The other night Chris asked me if I’d go talk to her for a while. Thats like asking me to grab a gun and shoot myself. I love her, but after 4 years of living with this woman, I’ve heard every story she can remember, three times each at least. And it usually starts with, when I was growing up I was very very poor.

I never did go talk with her because she had fallen asleep but this morning while I’m in the rush to get ready for work, she stops me. Calls me over. She wants to give me jewelry that she doesn’t wear anymore, or ever did. Except everything she says is laced with snobness. This was veeeeeeeery expensive, she says. Great well, thanks, I don’t care if it was expensive or not, neither should you, I think. And its not the is very expensive so be careful type of tone. She’s bragging. Plain and simple. I hate braggers. Chris does it too, and it bugs me. So then she gives me this old tarnished ring that was Chris’s in high school. And even though I know how to use a silver tarnish remover cloth, she feels she has to show me again. For the 7th time. I need a shirt that says, I’m A Big Girl Now!