Payback

Eddie:  Hey you remember that time I covered your staff lodge shift on July 27?  I was wondering if you could cover my Friday night bus shift?

Me:  Hey.  Remember that time you groped me in your garage while you were drunk?  I can’t take your shift.  I’ve got plans already.

Eddie:  Ok, all you had to say was no.  Thanks anyways.

Me:  Well, last time I said no, you didn’t seem to hear it so well.  And that groping went a little further than I wanted.

Eddie:  Well I apologize if that happened.  I’m sorry.  I didn’t do it on purpose.

I lost my temper.

Oops!