My iTunes talks to me

You’re supposed to take your IPod or any other music player of your choice, put it on shuffle, and then ask it the questions. The songs it plays are its answers. I’ve also included some of the lyrics of each song. Some of them are pretty amusing….

What do you think of me, iTunes?
I’ve Fallen in Love With You ~ Joss Stone
Oh, my beating heart wants you
And my empty arms need you
Don’t you go, please stay
And never try to send me away

Will I have a happy life?
End It On This ~ No Doubt
Lets end it on this
Give me one more kiss
Lets end it on this
Lets end it on this

What do my friends really think of me?
Lights Out ~ Letter Kills
What is it that we could say
That would change your outlook on being brave
I never thought you’d be like this
You’d rather take a chance on a chance to miss
A life that speaks of a never-ending truth
And the words we say will remain in you
As long as we can sing we’ll sing for you

Do people secretly lust after me?
She Don’t Have to Know ~ John Legend
When I meet cha
I got my shades on to cover up my eyes
I’m hoping that nobody sees me passing by
Through my disguise
I still know you recognize

How can I make myself happy?
Watching A Lot of The World Cup ~ Robin Williams
America made it, we made it to the 16 baby, WHOOEEE! We’re no longer in the Special Olympics category! They used to see us and go: [in a mocked French voice] Oh, give it to them, they’re damaged people.

What should I do with my life?
Violent Pornography ~ System of A Down
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks,
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks,
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries,
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin now,
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Horseshoes ~ Moxy Fruvous
I dreamed I went to heaven ’cause I told my lover lies
When I woke up I went to her and looked her in the eyes
I said “help me cry, ’cause I can’t deny this union’s feeling wrong”
Then a flshback to the dream and angels singing songs

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Learn to Fly ~ Foo Fighters
Fly along with me
I can’t quite make it alone

Can you give me some advice?
Love Me for Me ~ Ashlee Simpson
Here I am,
Perfect as i’m ever gonna be
You’ll see
Love me for me
Stick around,
I’m not the kinda girl you wanna leave
You’ll see
Love me for me

What do you think happiness is?
Sloop John B ~ Beach Boys
We come on the sloop john b
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home