Dear…..

Okay.

All I want for Christmas is a new roommate!
A new place to live with a new roommate
All I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A NEW ROOMMATE!

Dear Santa,

I don’t ask for much really. Even though I want Mike to define our relationship SOMEHOW, I’ll leave that to the African shaman to do their work on him. Even though I want lots of oboe music, I’ll just work hard over the summer and make money to buy it. Even though I want lots of special things for my car (like a new exhaust system so it will pass inspection next year) I’ll beg that money off of Daddy. Even though I want to skip over a semester of lessons, I’ll gladly fall in line, IF I CAN JUST GET A NEW ROOMMATE!

Sincerely, Me

Dear Easter Bunny,

I know I’m writing a bit early this year, but I don’t have much faith in that tubby guy in the red suit. I’m afraid he’ll get distracted by the cookies. I’d like to trade in all my years of no easter egg hunts and no magical baskets for a new roommate. In fact, you never have to give me any chocolate ever again, if you can get me a roommate.

Sincerely, Me

Dear St. Patrick’s Day Leprechan,

I’m really reaching here, but I’m hoping you’ll be able to help me where those other cads will fail. Could you use your wonderful rainbow and slide a brand new and sparkly roommate over to me? I don’t want your gold or anything, just a new roommate and my life would be wonderful! I’ll drink to your honor every year at St. Patrick’s Day instead of sulking in my house like usual.

Sincerely, Me

Dear God,

Save my life. Please.

Love, Me

Do you think any of those letters will get through?