For a party that’s supposedly pro life

Did you know that the death rate for Americans is higher when we have a Republican president? Or that the infant mortality rate is higher when a Republican is president? Oh they’re all true facts. They’ve been researched and studied though the answer as to why isn’t hard to figure out. Conservatives are a death cult. Well they are. They want guns in the public schools. They stir up hate crimes at their rallies. Even Republican controlled States have higher murder rates. So really, when a republican says democrats are baby killers they have to go out of their way and invent new definitions of “baby” to make that one stick. Clump of cells = baby. But it’s no surprise really, given republicans fall for fake news and lies  more readily than the rest of the population. Point of story, oh they’ll do anything for that clump of cells. But once it’s out in the world on its own two feet: fuck off and die.

So here we are on the slope to authoritarianism. Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned. I think about the years I spent going door to door, begging people to register to vote. Begging my students to vote. I never once told a student how to vote, just that they should. So many lazy shits who couldn’t be bothered. I’d say, well I’m glad I’ll never need an abortion. But what about my nieces? They’re going to be alive in this country where over 70 million people voted for Trump after four years of him. Knowingly voted for him. Like, what at all during those four years did they like? His cruelty? I guess it was his cruelty. Maybe they liked that he woke up every morning thinking of new ways to divide and weaken us as a country. Here we are — the fruits of his labor paying off and a full 1/3rd of the population doesn’t vote. Probably won’t vote ever — even as they’re being loaded onto trains, never bothering to look up from their phones. They bother me as much as the 70 million who voted for trump. Maybe more. I get why there are so many hate-filled spiders in this country. The churches are churning them out at a desperate pace and Fox News is filling their head with lies as fast as tucker’s lips can move.

Oh hey! It’s my birthday in 2 weeks and I’m having a party!

Also, we’re going to the Grand Canyon. I’ve never been. I love going to national parks. There are no Americans in national parks because it requires walking. True. You’ll hear more French than you will English. For sure you won’t run into Trump voters. Oh the forgotten man, the forgotten man. Fuck right off with that bullshit. You’re scared of demographic change (brownness) and maybe having a crisis of masculinity (tucker’s ball tanning laser) so you put on a red cap, felt like part of a movement and flushed democracy down the toilet. You’re a movement alright.

If we really want to prevent abortion then we should be giving all boys reversible vasectomies shortly after birth and only allowing them to father children when they can prove emotional and financial stability. What, you have a problem with big government all up in your nether regions?