oh surveys… how you cure my boredom and annoy me

I am alone at work which means I don’t want to work. It’s pretty much a for sure thing, if I’m in the office alone, I am doing anything but working.

I’ve written several entries over the past couple weeks which is more than I usually write, so I’m plum out of topics. Unless you want to read me talk about my chores and what I ate and how awesome my boyfriend is. Again.

SO here.

1251. Do you believe people should be allowed to kill themselves if they want to?
Sure, as long as they know they’re going to hell. JUST KIDDING. But yeah. I do.
 
1252. What do you object to?
Bullshitters and bad attitudes. And like 123408534 other things.
 
1253. Do you own a wallet chain?
What is this 1996?
 
1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday’s?
Gross
 
1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water?
Most def water. Juice and soda have hella calories, soda in particular is chemicals, and milk was a bad choice. Always.
 
1256. Is fitness important?
I would be 5,235,23950 pounds without it.
 
1257. Are you aggressive?
I definitely can be… especially when it comes to bullshitters and bad attitudes, and getting my way muahaha
 
1256. Do you write poetry?
I do not. Who has the time, man? I also don’t really like to read it.
 
1257. What sport do you like to play the most?
Kickball. Softball second.
 
What sport do you like to watch the most?
Hockey and Football!
 
1258. Have you ever fallen from grace?
I would’ve had to reach grace to fall from it. So no.
 
1259. Does it bother you when a band you like get really popular?
Yeah. Kind of. I mostly just run around saying things like, "I heard this song like 4 years ago, duh"
 
1260. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal?
I’ve not frequented many carnivals. So no.
 
If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you?
Why would I do that?
 
1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all?
99% sure I’d let a word slip. I don’t know how teachers do it.
 
1262. What’s the best candy?
Peanut M&Ms fo shizz
 
1263. Can you lick your own nose?
No, but I did just try. So I lose.
 
1264. What song would you dance to if it came on in a public place (say a store)?
Al Green – Let’s Stay Together. I’d sing it too. It is my non-wedding wedding song. My perma-love song.
 
1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted?
Not purposefully… I don’t think. That would be mean, and I’m not a mean person. I don’t think. ?!?!!!
 
1266. What’s 12 plus 66?
344
 
1267. What goes bump in the night?
Bump ‘n Grind yooo
 
1268. Have you ever climbed a tree?
Yeah dude, totally fell out of a tree when I was a kid and landed on a nail, straight into my knee cap. Goooood times.
 
1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full?
A little bit, actually. I think it’s placebo.
 
1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything?
My boss. He is constantly name-dropping and one-upping and judging everyone and everything. I think nearly 20 years in the entertainment/sports biz will do that to a person. It’s all about who you know, who you partied with, what you’ve seen, etc etc. Lame.
 
1271. Is world peace possible?
Depends on what you consider peace to be. Considering fights break out nonstop everywhere, from my neighbors house to larger crimes abroad, I don’t think world peace is possible.
 
1272. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can’t stop them? What’s the mistake?
My family has an expression, "Not my dog, not my problem." My cousin/sister/it’s complicated makes the stupidest decisions nonstop but I’ve removed myself from feeling feelings about it. Not my dog.
 
1273. What’s one interesting fact about you?
I am completely uninteresting.
 
1274. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life?
Rent. I have absolutely no desire to own a home. I fear that it would prohibit me from being able to get up and go somewhere else at any given time. I enjoy my freedom. Same reason I don’t want kids. Let me live my life!
 
1275. White or yellow American cheese?
Blech American cheese. Yuck.
 
1276. Would you ever go to a strip bar to see strippers of the opposite sex?
Yes, but just for funsies. I honestly don’t think it would turn me on at all.
 
Would you ever consider stripping?
If I was addicted to crack or heroin, I might not have a choice.
 
1277. What are 2 goals that you have?
Split my year up living in Argentina and Seattle, starting in 2 years. Live more frugally and naturally.
 
1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have?
Sensitive and insecure. (always sensitive, but the insecurity comes and goes)
 
1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals?
Nope
 
1280. What are 4 positive traits you have(do not say nice, fun, creative, good)?
I’m witty, observant, a care-taker, and generous.
 
1281. How do you think you will feel on your wedding day?
Weddings aren’t in my foreseeable future… but if I am with Paco (lord willing) for 10+ years, I don’t see why we wouldn’t just get married. We would’ve already proved our commitment. In that case, I would feel absolutely blissful and not a touch nervous.
 
1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask them 3 questions what would you ask?
Are you absolutely positive you can do this job? Have you been fired before? How would you describe your personality?
 
1283. What 4 characteristics do you look for in a new friend? FUN, smart, loyal, honest
 
1285. Do you enjoy wholesome activities (sports, cooking, beach, family time, zoo, museums, etc)? Yes
If yes what wholesome activity do you enjoy the most? Sports, cooking, beach time! I can’t pick just one.
Are you a wholesome person? Yes!
 
1286. What was your first kiss like?
Ugh. It was with my sister’s boyfriend at the time. It was sloppy and I felt really fucking awkward. Plus my sister pretty much hated me for life after that, even though she hated me before that too.
 
1287. What is more important when you meet someone: The way they look or their attitude?
I pay attention to looks right off the bat, but the attitude is what determines if I like them.
 
1288. Are you quiet and shy?
Only when I don’t want to be around people.
 
1289. Are you loud and unfriendly?
Most definitely not.
 
1290. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiney, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flaky, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up?
I CAN be cranky, whiny, needy, nervous and stuck up. SOMETIMES. Rarely.
 
Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren’t really like that?
I am sometimes those things I just said. I couldn’t be considered the other things, because I’m not those things.
 
1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful?
Absolutely.
 
1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality?
Absolutely not.
 
1293. Are you an attention seeker?
YES some of the time.
 
1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk?
Fuuuuuuck no.
 
1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet?
Neither. I have a cat. I LOVE her to death but she’s an obstacle in the way of splitting my life between Argentina and Seattle… must figure that one out.
 
1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over?
Jumping to conclusions, escalating arguments.
 
1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters?
Pretty dumb.
 
1298. What are 5 traits that make someone ugly?
bad attitude, arrogance, inferiority complex, lack of gratitude, dull
 
1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile?
No, I love it. What kind of question is this? 
 
1300. Do you like the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?
Meh
 
1301. How can What you don’t know hurt you?
Well, you don’t know it, so…. it can’t hurt you. That’s how that works.
 
1302. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Ugh
 
1303. Let’s give you a nickname:
Already have like 25, thanks
 
Pick the month you were born in: 
jan – dorkish 
feb – sexy 
mar – evil 
apr – muddy 
may – naked 
jun – innocent 
jul – fuzzy 
aug – saddened 
sep – shy 
oct – magic 
nov – hungry 
dec – sparkley 
 
Now pick your favorite color of these: 
red – dancer 
orange – kitty 
yellow – glitter 
green – aura 
blue – waters 
purple – prince or princess 
pink – violet 
gold – diva 
white – angel 
black – demon 
 
Uh… saddened aura. This is dumb, how old am I
 
1304. Is it hot in here?
Nope
 
1305. Cupcakes or brownies?
 Mmmm brownies
 
1306. If you were a rock star and you were playing in Detroit what would you say as soon as you came onstage:
What up Big D!
 
1307. What word can you not stand?
Any word that’s not actually a word or a word that’s used incorrectly. Example: Incidences. People use it like this: There have been a couple of incidences where you have made me feel shitty. OKAY, INCIDENCE means the frequency of something happening. Example: There is a high incidence of malaria from mosquitoes. What you mean to say is INSTANCES.
Rant over. For now.
 
1308. Are you a feminist?
I would like things to be more equal, but I am more about correcting age-ism in the workplace as far as how prevalent it is in my own life. I look like I’m in my low 20’s, so I’m probably not going to be paid as much as a 30-something would. It’s balls.
 
1309. What group is the most discriminated against?
Uhhhh.
 
1310. What do you like best about bras?
Absolutely nothing. I don’t wear one unless absolutely necessary.
 
1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion?
Not really, being oblivious is sometimes happier than being super in tune with the tragedies of the world…
 
1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick? 
-You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27. 
-You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life. 
-You sit home playing video games for 70 years. 
 
Definitely number 2.
 
1313. What is broken in your: 
car? My car is only a year old! 
school? school is for dummies
house? my window screen… my cat tries to jail break every once in awhile
life? nothing!
soul? nothing!
brain? nothing!
 
1314. Are you going to fix any of the above broken stuff? getting a screen requires going to Home Depot. That’s man stuff.
 
1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god: I have none. It’s pointless.
 
1316. What is the strangest note you’ve ever received? I received an anonymous note a few years ago from I think Mindset of a John or whatever that guy is. He told me about how he likes when I talk about sex and my breasts and when I go into detail and stuff. Also that he likes my confidence, etc. It was a strange note, but oddly flattering and I can’t really get upset about people commenting on my sex life. Because I write it. For others to read.
 
1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you? 
phone- YES
beeper- Duh. no.
voicemail- if I don’t answer, leave a fucking voicemail or I won’t call you back.
email- yep
cell phone- THATS WHAT I MEANT BY PHONE
snail mail-i rarely ever check my mail. it’s kind of a problem.
 
1318. Do you ever give people a chance to miss you or are you always available/easy to reach? I would like to believe that people miss me and that’s why they try to reach me.
 
1319. What qualities are the most important in a successful relationship? FUN, honesty, loyalty, FUN
 
1320. In a marriage who should manage the money? Ugh money.