Mr. September

I wish I had some coffee right now.

This shall be quick.

My mom’s party was awesome. There were 5 hothothot firemen serving us food, unfortunately most of it had meat so I didn’t eat much, which seems to be the current trend hence the 10 pounds I’ve lost (!!!!!!!!), but I drank wine in place of eating.

My mom is insane and crazy fun which would be awesome if she wasn’t my mom … Because it was a little embarrassing. ‘you should date my daughters, have you seen how cute they are?!?!?!’ it’s like MOM chill you’re embarrassing me.

Well one of the hot ass firemen took a liking to me (Mr. September) and while we were all at the bar dancing, he took me aside and said ‘you have no idea how beautiful you are, you need to know’ and I was all ‘yeah but if I knew, I’d be as cocky as you and I don’t play that way’ haha… Oh I’m funny… And then he kissed me. Eek. Then he took me to the dance floor and tried to properly dance with me but I am horrible at structured dancing.

On the limo ride back, everyone knew that Mr. September and I were keen on each other (although I didn’t believe it, I thought he was just humoring me) and when we arrived at our cars, he told me to come to his car. I threw my shit in my car and got in the backseat of his car as he ushered me… Which was a little contrived (can’t we sit in the front and talk for awhile?! Shit) …. We made out and he layed me down and I had a weird feeling and stopped it. Man he was hot though.

What sealed the deal was when I sat up to put the brakes on, HE PUT MY HAND ON HIS CROTCH. I was like ‘that’s interesting, well I’m outta here’ and he was all ‘call me!’ yeah I’ll be sure to do that.

Then I drove home. Because I had only ha 4 glasses of wine from 6p to midnight. I still felt drunk and I was thinking… This is why I was going to not drink for awhile. Bad decisions.