Everyone Nose

I am boring and I needed to do a survey for day #4, so I scoured BrianneK’s diary for one. Thanks gurrrrl. 😉

What was the last thing you ordered from McDonalds?

I think it’s been about 3 years since I’ve eaten at McDonalds.  

 
Do you own a canoe?

Nay.

 
Do you have or want any piercings?

Yes and no.

 
What do you think about people with tattoo’s?

Depends on the person. If they’re a stupid person, they’re still stupid with tattoos.

 
What are your plans for college?

That ship has sailed.

 
Have you ever had an unusual pet?

All of my pets are unusual.

 
What color is the wall closest to you?

Brick, like 3700 years old.

 
Did you enjoy your last kiss?

Ummm I think so. It was with softball aDUMB. Light years ago.

 
Have you ever set foot in a tanning salon?

Once every couple weeks. Keeps me golden.

 
Have you ever played strip poker?

Oh yes. Oh yes, yes I have.

 
What’s your mother’s favorite color?

Uh…. Uh….

 
If you could move, would you?

I can move, but I don’t want to. Moving is a pain in the ass.

 
Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea?

HOT. Like erryday.  

 
Have you ever lied about your age?

I’m sure.  

 
Who was your first crush?

Jordan Appleton. With a name like that, how could you not be loved?

 
What’s the wildest thing you’ve done?

My 2 years at college were a blur of bad decisions and awesome fun.  

 
Ever blacked out from drinking?

Yesh. Probably too many times. I used to think blacking out meant passing out, but they are very different things, my friends.  

 
When is the last time you were on a bicycle?

August, I think. Then my back tire went flat and I just never fixed it. I spent lots ‘o time on bikes last year.

 
Have you ever smoked tobacco out of a hookah?

No, who needs a hookah?

 
Who do you hate the most?

I don’t really hate anyone. Hating people kind of gives them free rent in your head, ya know?

 
Ever used a fake id or an id that wasn’t you?

No. I’m a good girl, I am…

 
What is by far your favorite moment of life?

My birthdays generally take the cake. ME ME ME

 
What is the last thing you ate?

A huge salad of carrot, broccoli, mushrooms, cucumber, herb salad mix, sunflower seeds and a touch of poppyseed dressing.

 
What’s the last thing you drank?

Coffee. I don’t usually, but it sounded good. It’s okay.  

 
Ever been on ecstasy?

Nope. SURPRISE

 
What hurts the most?

Who does depression hurt? Everyone.

 
Who called you last?

My mom probably, a couple days ago. I’m not a big phone-talker.

 
Do you believe you’ve already met the love of your life?

Don’t talk to me about this.  

 
What color was the last scarf you wore?

Wearing one! It’s black and brown.  

 
Funniest prank you ever pulled on someone?

I have decided that on election day, I’m going to take all my bosses picture frames and replace the pictures with President Obama. He is a staunch republican. It could either be hilarious or result in my employment being discontinued.

 
Have you ever been snowed in before?

Yep. Seattlites are wimps.

 
Ever experienced a tornado?

It’s a twister! No.

 
What song are you currently listening to?

N.E.R.D. “Everyone Nose”

 
Do you have the essential black dress that all girls need in their wardrobe?

I do. But it’s too small. I need a new one.  

 
How about red high heels?

No… I need those too.

 
Have you ever developed your own photographs?

No.

 
Do people often call you and your significant other a cute couple?

Yeah me and SigOt are the most adorable couple like EVER

 
Do you feel like you’re a cute couple?

HELLO?? We’re THE SHIT

 
Are you currently looking for a job?

No.

 
Who was the last person that sent you a text message?

Joe. He wants to get together and make soup.  

 
Have you had problems with your current car?

It’s only 2 years old, but it has a sad scratch on the side from my run in with the side of a building. Totally the building’s fault, btw.  

 
Have you ever been clubbing before? If so, what did you think of it?

Yes. It’s cool. Lots of dancing and shot taking.

 
Current worry?

I’m pretty care-free right now, the coffee is kicking in….

 
When making cakes, are you most likely to make it from scratch or using the stuff from the boxes?

Making cakes? What’s that?

 
Have you ever been at a tailgating party?

Where your parking spot is a party destination. Yeah buddy.

 
Who taught you how to ride a bicycle?

My dad, I think….  

 
Girls, when you were little, did your mom constantly make you wear dresses?

I HATED dresses when I was a kid. HATED. Then I grew up and I HATE jeans.

 
Last candy you ate?

Rice Krispie treat yesterday. Snap crackle pop

 
How long have you had your pets for?

Peanut, cat: 13 years. Kona, cat: 3 years.  

 
Are you craving anything right now?

Nope.  

 
Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night to get a snack?

No. I mean maybe, but not in a long time.

 
When at a restaurant, has a waiter/ress ever flirted with you?

Probably. I am kind of a big deal.

 
Who was the last person to share a secret with you?

All ya’ll.

 
Do you know anyone who is lactose intolerant?

Yours truly. Too bad I love cheese.

 
Who was the last person to tell you they were jealous of you?

I think Katie. She said I was the ‘whole package’ …. I wonder if she was hitting on me….

 
Do you own a denim jacket?

Yep, three.  

 
Which of your parents come from a better off family?

My mom. But situationally, both parents grew up in dysfunctional households.

 
Do you live in the rich part of your town?

Actually, kind of. Although most districts in Seattle have really nice houses if you look hard enough. It’s kind of a modge podge.  

 
Who is all under “d” in your contacts in your cell phone?

Dane. That’s it.

 
Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?

Katie. We had lunch yesterday and smoked a cigarette together.

 
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

Mi madre.  

 
Are you happy right now?

I am! It’s kind of crazy, the ups and downs we go through.  

 
What are your plans for tomorrow?

Cleaning the office and apartments for 8 hours….. not looking forward to it. Trust me. I’m also buying weed in the morning…. Gotta get the party started.

 
Who were you with at 7 last night?

My cats. I’m popular with them.

 
When is your birthday?

August 13, the best day on earth

 
Do you want to get married & have children one day?

To be determined. I don’t think so, about the marriage thing, but I don’t want to be narrow-minded. Kids, I think so, but I don’t have the mommy-pangs.

 
Is there any food that you are craving right now?

I could use a cookie, but I’m alright.

 
Who do you not get along with?

A dude I work with. He’s technically ‘above me’ but he doesn’t know shit and is a pompous asshole and I do not like him. He doesn’t like me either, I’m pretty sure.

 
Would you date someone 20 years older than you?

That would make them nearly as old as my parents. That’s weird.  

 
Are you waiting for something?

Oh yeah. Big time.  

 
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

No. 

 
Are you wearing make-up?

A bit.

 
What are you wearing?

Grey leggings, a black and white striped long tank with a Debbie Harry printed tank layering on top, a dark blue sweater and a brown/black scarf. Oh, and black boots. See what I mean about mixing and matching? I sound like a hot mess but it’s actually kind of cute. I promise.  

 
Do you tend to fall for people easily?

No.

 
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?

Yep. Actually maybe 8.5. I like sleep.

 
What are you doing on Thursday of this week?

I think I’m starting yoga again next week. Thursday would be one of those yoga days.

 
Is your current hair color your natural hair color ?

Yesh…

 
Do people ever mistake you for being a different race?

 I’m the whitest white girl I know.

 
Can you tell the difference between different brands of bottled water?

Sometimes…. Solution: get a Nalgene and fill it up with free water.

 
How many pairs of old navy flip flops do you have?

Zero.

 
Do you have a favorite coffee shop?

Yes, Café Vita. They make iced 12 oz triple americanos like nobody’s business. Second, Stumptown Coffee. 

 
Do your nails ALWAYS have to be painted?

Or what? They’ll fall off? They’re usually painted but they don’t HAVE TO BE.

 
Do you own a digital camera?

Yes, it was my Xmas present last year. I don’t like it.

 
When you were younger, did you think you’d end up like you are now?

I probably had my suspicions.

 
Do you have your baby picture in your room?

No.

 
When was the last time you visited the zoo?

About 3 years ago, I went with Will and his family. I cried. I don’t like animals being locked up. (I was THAT girl.)

 
Would you ever actually use one of those pens with the feathers on the end?

Sure?

 
Have you ever gotten your nails done?

Oh child. 

 
Do you still hand out wallet-sized school pictures to your friends?

Hahahahaaa ooohhhhh.

 
Which of your friends do you argue with the most?

I don’t argue with my friends. What’s the point? Well, probably Jason. But it’s in jest. 

 
What was your first thought when you looked into the mirror this morning?

“Somehow my hair looks good. And my skin looks awesome. Yay.”

 
Where were you at 10pm Friday night?

Actually, I might have been. I was hungover on Friday.

 
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you didn’t do?
Maybe? 

 
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?

Yes. I hugged Katie. Aw, human contact!

 
Do you have any siblings?

Si.

 
Did you cry today?

Happy day.

 
Is there someone in your life you don’t want in it?

If there was, they wouldn’t be in my life anymore. 

 
What happened at 10AM this morning?

I was filing downstairs talking to Karl. It was good times.

 
Is your bedroom window open?

No. It’s cold.

 
How late did you stay up last night and why?

About 10:15 or so, I have no reason why.

 
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?

Mine…. Always mine….

 
What are your plans for this weekend?

CLEANING and going to my dad’s to make Indian food from scratch. Culinary adventures! Tonight Jason is coming over and we’re drinking, playing cards and I’m making us grilled cheese please and roasted vegetables. Yup!