Deadly Sins

Deadly Sins Quiz

LUST

1. who was the last person you checked out? did they check you out too?

Will. And oh yes, he checked me out too.

2. who was the last person you desired, but they didn’t feel the same way?

C. Ohhhhh C. It drives me crazy. I don’t understand how he doesn’t see our potential.

3. ever cheated on a significant other? if so, have you learned from it?

Yes. I learned a lot from it, but I don’t think it was the worst thing in the world. Situational.

4. do you watch porn?

Nope.

5. do you masturbate?

Yes.

6. best physical feature on your preferred sex?

I like it when they make me feel small. I’m not sure what it takes, but I like that feeling.

7. who are some celebrities that you think are hot?

Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine, Adam Lambert (jk)

8. did you ever lust after your best friends significant other? how did it turn out?

No. I usually don’t understand my friends’ taste in men, and vice versa.

9. when was the last time you had sex?

Ugh. April. I don’t want to talk about it.

10. ever pursued someone even though they were taken?

No. Someone who was taken pursued me, however, and I was taken.

GLUTTONY

1. when did you last eat at a restaurant? what restaurant?

Bimbo’s Mexican on Wednesday night. I was SO nervous about the whole night that I ate two bites of a cheese quesadilla and drowned in vodka sodas.

2. when did you last have fast food? from where?

Subway is the fastest food I get.

3. what was the biggest meal you had all day?

Haven’t eaten shit today. Yesterday my biggest meal was roasted potatoes, zucchini and asparagus.

4. do you have too many clothes? how often do you go shopping?

Um…. I probably have too many clothes, if there is such a thing. Yes. I just bought $230 worth of Forever 21 ish that will be arriving today.

5. what’s something you have a LOT of?

Jewelry. Earrings. Shoes.

6. do you eat a lot?

I go back and forth, sometimes I eat a lot and other times I don’t eat. I’m in a not-eating mode right now.

7. what was the last thing you splurged on?

Vodka.

8. what do you spend most of your money on (besides bills)?

Groceries and drug store items. Turn me loose in a Bartell’s and I will walk out with no less than $100 worth of stuff.

9. last time you ate candy? what was it?

I don’t really eat candy. I think the last time was on Halloween when I had a mini-snickers. Oooo.

10. last thing you ate too much of?

I had a tofu sandwich the other day and could not finish it. The tofu reminded me of spongy poop and I lost my appetite.

GREED

1. do you share things? how often?

I always share. If I have something of anything, I will offer it to others.

2. someone asks you for a piece of your cookie, you break it in half but the pieces aren’t equal. who get’s the bigger piece?

They do. I don’t want to seem greedy. Plus, I probably shouldn’t be eating a cookie in the first place.

3. when you see change on the ground, do you pick it up?

No. I have a thing about germs.

4. how often do you lend money to people?

People don’t ask me for money. I’m the poor one.

5. if someone offers to pay for you, do you decline or accept?

Accept. Yes please thank you. I buy a lot for my friends too.

6. which of your friends is the wealthiest?

Katie and her husband are pretty much rolling in the dough. She doesn’t make it a secret.

7. would you take a high paying job that you didn’t really like just for the money?

Currently in it, minus the ‘high paying’ part. Hence why I needed a second job.

8. ever stole from someone or from a store? what happened?

I stole an $8 belly button ring when I was 18 and was arrested and spent a night in jail and paid $750 in fines. Don’t steal.

9. do you ever have enough money?

Me personally, no. But I think there is such a thing as too much.

SLOTH

1. last thing you procrastinated on?

Work things. Lots of work things.

2. when you’re at a strip mall and the next store you want to go to is at the other side, do you drive or walk?

Walk. I am not a lazy ass. Well, not in that case anyway.

3. what’s a typical day off school and/or work like for you?

Sleep in, turn on TV, take a shower, clean my apartment, go grocery shopping, hang out with friends, get a little drunkypants, go to sleep alone.

4. what’s one talent you have that you don’t really work on, even though you have the ability to be good at it?

piano. I am good at it, I just need to practice. I’m asking for an electric piano for christmas.

5. how many hours of tv do you watch a day?

2 or 3 hours. In the evening.

6. what about the amount of time you spend on the internet a day?

Like 16 hours a day. Because I listen to Pandora at work all day, then surf the webz on the iPhone constantly until I go to sleep.

7. how many hours of sleep do you get a day? when do you wake up, go to bed?

I get at least 7.5 hours of sleep, but I try to hit 8 hours every night. Sometimes I get like 10 or 11 on the weekends. I like sleep.

8. do you drive to places that are less than three blocks away?

fuck no.

9. when was the last time you exercised?

Uhhhhhh…………………

WRATH

1. if you could kill one person and get away with it, would you?

Absolutely not.

2. is there anyone you honestly and truly can say that you hate?

Hate is kind of a waste of time, don’t you think?

3. is there anyone you want revenge on?

Not really, I think Karma does the job sooner or later.

4. are you fighting with anyone right now? why?

No. I actually am extremely content with my friends/family/etc.

5. last time you were really angry? what happened?

REALLY angry, was when Kaddy didn’t show up for work and I had to go looking for her, only to find that she was just sleeping. She quit right after that. I was sooooo pissed.

6. when you’re angry what do you do to calm yourself down?

I breathe deeply and call my mom.

7. hate is just the fear of loving someone. true or false?

Absolutely false. That statement is so ridiculous, it makes no sense.

8. what’s the best revenge you ever got on someone?

Revenge aint my game, home slices.

9. was there any hard feelings after your last break up?

Yes. Yes there was. On my part. That happens when someone breaks up with you RIGHT after you have sex WHILE you’re naked and says it’s because you’re too insecure. Anyone would be upset about that. Especially since I was dating down in a big way.

10. ever been cheated on? how did it happen?

No. I had never even been broken up with until above-mentioned situation.

ENVY

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>1. is there anyone you’re jealous of?

Um… not anyone in particular. Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.

2. list three physical features some other people have that you’re envious of?

Slender-ness

Thin fingers

No cellulite (like wtf is that?!)

3. list three personality features that other people have that you’re envious of?

I wish I wasn’t so sensitive

That’s about it. =)

4. are you a jealous significant other?

No more than normal. I am really independent at this point. I’d hope that the mere fact that he chose ME would be enough to satisfy me.

5. could you date someone who was really jealous?

No. Chill the fuck out.

6. what celebrity’s looks do you envy the most?

considering celebrities have people waiting on them hand and foot making them look as gorgeous as they are, plus airbrushing and styling and all that, who even knows what’s real anymore?

7. do you think anyone is envious of you? in your opinion, what characteristics do you possess that you think someone might be envious of?

I think I’m pretty cool.

8. what are a few things you wish you were good at?

I would say art, but I don’t really wish I was good at it. I’m just bad at it.

9. did you ever date someone, break up, and then see them dating someone a few days later? were you jealous?

No.

10. when looking at a love interest’s exes, do you often find yourself jealous?

Not jealous, but more comparative. I usually win.

PRIDE

1. what’s something you brag about a lot?

How awesome I am at my job. I’ve been waning a bit lately though. Getting burnt out.

2. what physical features do you take the most pride in?

Face/Hair. Basically my head.

3. are you satisfied with what you have?

I’m pretty content. There’s always room for improvement…

4. be honest, when someone is telling you something, do you often change the subject so it’s about you?

No. And that is one of my biggest pet peeves. Not everything is about you. That’s being a poor listener.

5. do you like talking about your achievements?

I think it’s a nice reprieve from talking about my mistakes.

6. do your parents tend to brag about how well you came out?

When I first read this, I thought it meant how well I came out during my birth. Which would be weird. I think my mom had higher hopes for me, so no, she doesn’t brag.

7. do you strive to be better than others?

I’m just doing me.

8. what do you do better than most people?

I’m pretty funny and personable. I can diffuse situations and make people feel comfortable. I’m socially adept and not at all awkward.

9. do you believe in taking pride in things you can’t control (your heritage, skin color, etc)

yes. I gots me some good genes.

10. who are you competing with right now?

Kind of always my sister(s). But it’s unspoken.