Chill pills
A. I’m going to the Das Racist show tomorrow night with Will. He bought the tickets. I am going with him. I also invited Jason because three would not be a crowd in that situation. I also told my bosses I have a ‘doctor’s appointment’ on Thursday morning, so I’ll be coming in late. Must. Not. Have. Sex. With. Will.
B. G FB messaged me last night. Asking me how I am. I haven’t written back. I don’t even know what I’d say…. “I’m great, no thanks to you” I mean WHAT do you say to a person you have only disdain for?
C. It’s my mom’s 50th birthday today. I am going to dinner with her and Destiny tonight. On Saturday the whole family is going to a show called Teatro Zinzanni which is a dinner with circus show thing, with comedy, etc. On the 19th, my mom is having a dinner hosted by Firemen and then we’re going out dancing. Pretty fucking cool 50th birthday.
D. Jason started dating a chick named Morganne (pronounced Morgan, way to be different, chicky) and is all “I need to save money to I can buy her flowers and take her out to dinner and buy condoms”… I’m like dude, you’ve been on two dates. Chill out. And don’t buy her flowers, not yet. Now he has a complex and is second guessing himself. Woops. I was trying to instill the notion of taking chill pills, but I just sent him into a tizzy.
E. I’m still sick. Like I honestly can’t keep anything in my stomach and it constantly feels upset. It is not pleasant.
F. I desperately need a god damn vacation. I’m procrastinating and stalling on every work project I have and I can’t keep anything straight and I keep letting things fall through the cracks because I’m constantly trying to catch up. My boss asked me to think of things I could pass off to other people, because I can’t do it all by myself. I am doing two jobs right now, mine and Katie’s. So that sucks.
G. I got a new curling iron and it rocks my socks off. It is one of those ones without a clamp dealio, so you just wrap your hair around it and voila, curls. I like it because it allows me to shower at night, then wake up and curl my hair. I always get compliments on it when it’s curly.
Your mama’s bday extravaganza sounds sweet!! She is so young! My mom’s got at least 10 years on her. Poor Jason sounds like he’s a rookie in the woman department. You aren’t giving him a complex, you’re helping the dude out. And in my humbling attempt to lift your spirits about work, at least you have a job!! Looking for one is the most ego shrinking pain in the a$$ ever. <3
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teatro zinzanni is the bees knees… have fun.
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I’d keep the reply to G short sweet and that’s it. Like “I’ve been great, thanks for asking, hope things are well with you. Bexter” that’s if you send one at all. You’re going to have sex with Will because you said that! I’m putting a chastity belt on you!
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come vacay in Madison, WI 😀 free lodging and awesome entertainment by a 22 year old weekend shit show! 😛 and Morganne? I’d totally go out of my way to call her Morg-Anne as often as possible if I didn’t like her. Maybe even if i did.
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fuck that Morganne!
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I need a new curling iron and my friend mary has one JUST LIKE THAT and she’s obsessed. i need to get on board. i forgot about G. not that it matters to you, but isn’t taht weird? how you can just….forget that someone was a huge part of your life?
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