It’s 1 am ….

So this is my freaking life… It’s one am…. I’m up Googling “what to do if my dog ate a pot brownies” I freaking kid you not. My kid had a pot brownie (save your judgement) and guess who didn’t eat it? That’s right her…. Because my greedy ass 100lb pit bull got to it first. Now he is high as a kite… Stumbling around my living room… Pissed in the Corner and generally not enjoying his high. I feel bad for him really because I’m sure this wasn’t what he was expecting when he snatched that treat… But here we are. I got him comfortable and calm. Woke my kid ( who is a teenager by the way) and said you babysit your dog. And I’m going to bed. If I was a drinking woman I would say I need a drink.