Princess Grace Foundation Gala…

Last night was a very entertaining evening, on many levels.

First of all, Charlene looked lovely.  She killed in a Ralph Lauren gown:

For all her title and position, she was a nervous wreck when she gave her speech.  Speaking with her afterwards, she said to me, "I really did a terrible job, I was so nervous!"  I assured her that her natural charm overcame any butterflies.

These events are always a great place to see Mutton Dressed as Lamb, and Adventures in Bad Plastic Surgery.  Lynn Wyatt, we decided, asked her plastic surgeon to do something a day early for Halloween:

And I bet her body looked great in that dress 40 years ago.  But now it just screams – "MISTAKE!"  Another train wreck was Tuna Koprulu (yes, that’s her name):

If there’s any justice, her plastic surgeon got the electric chair.  I’ll settle for life in prison for whoever sold her that outfit.  Award winner Cicely Tyson was also traffic-stopping in her overdone creation:

You can carry ruffles until you’re about 16.  After that, it just gets sad.