What am I Avoiding?

 Fricken Marriage Counselor….Geez..

 

So last night was our last night with the marriage counselor mainly because its pretty obvious he doesn’t have much to dig in with us anymore…(to clarify this is not the EMDR counselor that I have been seeing this is the couples counselor my wife and I attend together)

 

 

So for our session’s agenda I stated that I wanted to discuss finishing with him and transitioning out,  which was my nice way of saying I am ready to quit spending $500.00 a session to see you..

So he goes off on this long as Indian Guru story that ends with him staring me in the face and saying in a mystic guru kind of way  "What are you avoiding?…"  and then he pauses and stares at me unblinking for like 15 seconds…

I am staring at him like "are you seriously trying to do the Jedi mind trick on me"  <IN MY EVIL JABBA THE HUTT LAUGH>  "YOUR FOOLISH MIND TRICKS WON’T WORK ON ME,  JEDI….HO! HO! HO!"  

I wanted to say "What am I avoiding?  I am avoiding fucking paying you $500.00 every two weeks to play Dr Phil,  you fucktard!"

What I actually said was "Doc, despite staring at me like Green Tree Snake looking at an egg,  I have nothing to avoid,  if I did I wouldn’t be in your office in the first place…"  

Holy crap…did he think we were going to keep coming to him month after month to play card games…

 

We got into an argument about God, and my belief that God in the old testament and the new testament do not contradict,

 

Then after that I stated I intended to remain happy which point he started this cosmic bullshit about ying and yang that everything balances out through these repeated lifetimes at which point was like,  your not popping my bubble and yes I do believe we can remain happy,  and wave cycles be damned…He was  basically saying our happiness would be transitory…what a fuck wad thing for a marriage counselor to say….geez bro go rent some people skills,  maybe cause we are the last session of the day that his happy can for clients is all empty…

 

But despite all the bitching and everything he did a pretty damn good job starting last November,  hated the sessions but he did do his job so I cannot kvetch too much.   

 

 

 

Until later, all my friends

From the Warmest and sweetest part of the Deep South,  Where the Women have a propensity for Tramp Stamps,  The men lack deodorant, and ALL the children are above average!

-Beauty for Ashes