time to switch! Hello Kitty! here I come!!

Hello and greetings this post was issued by the executer of the estate of alias of the person known as "Beauty for Ashes"

Apparently this gentleman had a gamer’s rage fit and went on the rampage and had a massive coronary and died while smashing his keyboard against his computer monitor.  His last words where something to the effect of "YOU STUPID FFFFF’ING NOOB,  WHO CARES WHAT YOUR TOTAL DAMAGE WAS IF YOU CAN’T KILL A HEALER!!!!!

As an attorney who handles estate issues I would issue the following advice:

 I think its time for you to switch to Hello Kitty’s Advernture Island….

If you experience the following while you play online games:

1.  You think Hot-pockets constitute a complete meal.

2.  If you can time your bathroom breaks to coincide with battle queues 

3.  Your bladder has a 2 liter capacity

4.  If  you think Redbull is a food group.

5.  If you want your spouse to dress up as a night-elf and "do the dance baby",  (or a blood elf paladin if you happen to be gay)

6.  If you start to hunt opposing players who have killed you 

7.  You use the following emotes in battle:  /laugh  /dance /taunt

good luck be safe!!