May 12, 2011

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plucking eyebrows! Holy crap ladies!

Wow,

I plucked ONE!!! ONE fricken EYEBROW hair on the drive in to work cause I saw a kinda rogue eyebrow hair like sticking out…

Ehh right, no big deal I am cruising along 705 am going about 70 on the expressway and I see the rogue hair in the mirror and I grab it and first couple tries I slip off, the little bastard doesn’t wanna leave my forehead…

So I really get a good grip and YANK THAT LITTLE BASTARD!!!!

HOLY CRAP!!! APPARENTLY THAT HAIR’S FOLLICLE WAS CONNECTED TO MY FRICKEN SPINAL CORD! WAVES OF AGONY SHOT DOWN MY SPINE TO THE MY TOES THEN RICOCHETED BACK UP INTO MY SKULL! HELP! MOMMY!

Out of reflex from the pain I jammed on the brakes which caused my head to lunge forward onto the steering wheel (I like to sit close to the wheel- whatever I’m getting old) and then fly back into the seat..Mind you I did this with only one eye opened because the other eyeball had retracted into my skull from fear of whatever got that hair getting an idea about the eyeball..

Holy shit, that hurt alot!

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER BITCH ABOUT A WOMAN’S EYEBROWS EVER AGAIN, EVEN IF SHE IS GREEK AND HAS ONE GIANT EYEBROW THAT IS SO HAIRY IT NEEDS A PERM EVERY 3 MONTHS…

To all the women who pluck their eyebrows OMG, WTFBBQ!!! I have a new found respect for you….geez fricken Louise!,,,,,i’d have to really want somebody alot before i’d do that again…

PubliclyAnonymous

May 13, 2011

LOL! Think about the other places women tear hair from!!

Ego Diatribe

This is why I wax. Get all that pain done as fast as possible. And then I look pretty. 🙂

lol! imagine waxing them. got that image? okay, now imagine waxing your “bikini line”. ryn: so, you like? lol. *hugs*

Grace On Fire

I had to LOL at this. Waxing is the way to go. Then even there are a few here and there and need the ol’ tweeze.

*insert obnoxious rolls of laughter here* dude. What.the.fuk?!?!?! The visuals of this are AH-MAZE-ZING!!

Vee

welcome to our world. and its all downhill from here. 🙂

xPrettyxFacex

lmao.. oh hell.. I found you on the front page, and I had to comment. This is too funny!

Okay I am joining everyone else laughing. And yes, other places we take care of you can take that pain and magnify it by about a thousand. at least. You gotta wax. Just a little big pain and its over. not a kazillion pains like plucking.

Ya Woos… lol

babe in toyland

…and this is why I’m grateful my eyebrows are blonde and invisible. I’ve NEVER plucked them! Phew!

…I admit, I don’t pluck, shave, or anything else. But that’s okay. I’d rather not face the epic pain. 😛 *wild and free, muahahahaha*

LOL. Imagine if you’d gotten into an accident. “I’m so sorry officer, I was plucking my eyebrows and you would NOT believe the agony!!!” Meanwhile, your car is bursting into flames behind you. *snickers* Waxing is indeed the only way to go.

LilyFae

LOL!!!

Imagine getting a full Brazilian Wax. 😉

ya, try a brazilian!! it’s like being hit with a sack of wet mice. not really, i just wanted to use that expression

Ah yes, barbaric isn’t it? That’s why waxing is SO MUCH easier. Plucking is slow torture, but also a heck of lot better than shaving them and penciling them in like the little grannies do.

Kerd8811

Ouch, rule is never to do it in a car – unless there is a toilet in the room don’t do it XD

I almost pissed my pants laughing lol

Holli

Im afraid to do it…my one long eye brow needs to be seperated. Oi

MissaMae

Hahahaha… next time use trimming scissors and cut it off! Most women only pluck or wax around the eyebrow, not from the center where those rogue hair usually appear from. Those ones hurt a lot more…

Unicornis

LMAOSOIDMTAMSFO Try a bikini wax next. Those are even worse.

Mns

haha. funny~

ad astra per alas porci

You get use to it if you did it a lot. LOL

Saw you on the front page this made me LOL. Once you get used to the pain its not sooo bad.

Chaosbride

May 16, 2011

Yeah, women who pluck are mind boggling to me. I’ve plucked maybe 2 and they hurt too much for me to even care to do it again. good thing my brows are naturally nice or I would just live with crazy ones! Imagine the girls that wax them! eek!

*hugs*