2012 Lets ROLLLL!!!

Misc ramblings of current events.

I am pacing the halls of my mind I feel trapped in my house i want to be at work…but there is nothing I can do at this hour except annoy people for bothering them so late at night…

My ideas are running rampant past my available resources to execute…its frustrating…

Fun sidebar #1: In September I made some predictions about the fashion trends rolling our way…(you will have ooze back to September posts to find my comments) but anyways total vindication came on Sunday in the back page of the New York Times Style section of a full page spread of my predictions in the flesh….so gratifying to not be totally offbase….and yummy to look at!!

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Fun sidebar #2 Conversation with designer about hardware for a custom piece of furniture i was making for him.

Uber Designer: "I will supply the knobs"

Me "What knobs?"

Uber Designer: "That strange light fixture in Klaus’s unit…use the glass balls…

Me: The big glass balls?

Uber Designer: "Yeah Grab Klaus’es Big Balls

Me:"Did you just tell me to grab Klaus’ big balls?"

Uber Designer: (sly laugh) Yes you NEED to grab his big balls!"

Me: "They are attached to a cable, how are they going to attach to the cabinet doors?"

Uber Designer: "Drill em from behind"

Me: "Bill, just to clarify but did you tell me to grab Klaus’ big balls and drill him from behind?"

Uber Designer: "I better stop before this gets worse"

Me: "This is going in my blog!"

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Sad sidebar #3

Friend O mine wouldnt make eye contact today when I asked her what is wrong….bothers me….is it me and my bad cologne?

Is is valentines day? period? Maybe I am reading into a situation that is totally non-existent but to my mind’s eye something is wrong, the energy is wrong, the body language is wrong…wanna know something strange…I swear I can smell when a woman is ovulating….I almost asked her…but thought "whoa fucking Nelly, no asking that, dumbass!"

no way to approach it….sigh oh sigh!

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Sidebar 4

I really despise valentine’s day (yeah i refuse to cap it darnit!)

I hate the concept of all the men of this country lining up like lemmings (though lemmings don’t really line up) being told when to be romantic and having all this preconceived notions of how to behave, its pretty pathetic…sadly it will cost me plenty of extra goodies this coming week to make up for my individual protest which deprives my wife the pleasure of sharing with her friends what I did for her (nothing at all) on valentine’s day…

Ima go buy a whole shitpot of valentines candy at uber discount tomorrow and ima be passing out chocolate heart baskets to the homeless guys pan handling my expressway exits for the next few weeks….bet you not one asks for a ride from me! heh heh heh!!

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Sidebar 5

I am designing a conference table, its gonna be off the shelf, already had my welder make the legs and my carpenter has installed some sweet walnut shoes for the bottom of the legs, the top is gonna be a live-edge walnut slab, it is gonna be off the hook when its done but might be another couple weeks.

been looking at chairs for some time…I can’t wait!!

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Sidebar 6

Bought an internet radio which plays my Pandora, I totally love it! I was able to make it work painlessly! I am psyched!

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Sidebar 7

I was ripped off on my Alexander McQueen shoes that I bought for an "art" project…gonna have to repurchase at a more reputable dealer and dispute the charges with the CC company…yay for sleazy online vendors!

Thats all for now my pretties! I will try to post more regularly in the coming months!!

Warmest Regards,

Beauty for Ashes