12/18/2011

 Seriously, I am so disappointed in you people…

No interesting posts,  just basic blah blah blah…really?

how bout some secret clever dialog…

I cannot believe you don’t have anything to talk about….

no fashion ideas,  just self-focused myopic self pity…

bored and boring…turtles go to sleep when they read your writing…

the goldfish in your bowl evolves legs to try to leave the room when you talk…

Your parrot developed multiple personality disorder so he could have some stimulating conversation with SOMEBODY!!!

Your mom fakes angina to get off the phone because your so bad…

Oh yeah did I mention I am talking about myself?

Oh by the way did you guys hear about the double murder in Augusta?  It was horrible!!  I will have to relate the juicy details in another post!!

By the way any furniture freaks out there I am trying to source a cool desk for my office…

requirements:  Big,  just like a table with maybe a drawer or 3 on the top part,  kinda retro,  or chunky and contemporary. colors browns, blacks and chrome…no glass tops…(I need to be able to conceal a weapon underneath the desk while im talking a la Han Solo..

I would also like a large button on top with a label that says "TRAP DOOR" on it…sort of sets the tone for the conversations….