The Anesthesiologist

I’ve seen this guy a couple times, at Starbucks.
Today he asked me to watch his things while he went the restroom – I told him I would, but that if it came down to it, I was a small person and wasn’t willing to fight for the safety of his things.
When he came back, he picked up his things and said, as he headed out the door:

“Something I’ve learned from the Marines and anesthesiology – it’s not about size, it’s about putting pressure on the right location.”

That’s what she said.