Why, you don’t say.

If things don’t work out between Bryan and me, at least there will always be the sixteen-year-old Tiger Woods lookalikes:

Setting: Idyllwild music hall after soundcheck. Bryan and I have said our first hello and he is finishing putting away his sax.
Eric, the aforementioned: Hey, Bryan, is that your girlfriend?
Bryan: Yeah.
Eric: Niiice.

Dear Eric,
Whenever you are — thank you, that made my day. 🙂
–E