Rainy Days
It’s raining now. I went for a ride on my bike and I got home not a moment too soon. It started to pour and I didn’t get caught in it! Yesterday we got into a big arguement and it was bad. It was the last straw for me. He said he was going to rob the Pizza Hut he use to work at and I knew it was a total lie. If you’re getting it from a female that’s fine. I rather play a stupi head than bounce a check. But no. He’s going to rob Pizza Hut. So I caught him. I told him to bring me back a deep dish pepperoni and some breadsticks. What do you bet that he didn’t leave. He’s gone now. I stayed home. I no longer want to be bothered with him. The sex sucks and he blames it on erectile dysfunction and lack of kowledge. How can you not know your dick is small. So I asked him: why do guys get mad when they KNOW they have a small dick and the girl calls him on it. You are the one who admitted that it was small and I agreed not out of anger. Like when you’re drunk the truth is told well so is the same when your’e angry. Nature’s truth serum. who ever he calls with my phone it will be in my call logs and text! This is finally the proof I need to get him gone. Plus he owes me over 1,400 dollars in 4 months and I want to collect. He has nothing of value so collateral is not an option and he signed a promissory note as well. I got his ss# hidden away so I did my homework.I dreamed about my professor and it got me really hot. He was telling me how sorry he was for letting me down and not being the man I needed. The stuff Little D would say and I felt so much compassion and love from him in his words that I woke up incredibly wet and I made a huge mistake. I slept with Little dick.The head was ok. It was no Big Stupid’s. He didn’t get in cuz he refused to wear a hat. The next time he tried he got cuz of the hat and he will always wear a hat from now on. and I told him if you want to sleep with me, you must shower and brush your teeth before you get in the bed with me. Nasty a*$. God his feet reek! My list had said no stinky men yet here he is. He just doesn’t know he’s not getting a cut of my idea. It’s good too! I came to the conclusion I might suffer from P.M.S. Cute my initials. I get really really angery then I get so depressed and cry. I will be sure to talk to my doctor about it too. That’s all for now conifidante.
Bisous