And then the tides turn…

Just when I thought I was going to finally get rid of James, something amazing happens. He came home a totally different person. Could the 2 weeks he was gone actually made him a better person? There was only one way to find out. He asked no dumb questions or made dumb remarks. He was actually different. Yes he disappeared for an hour on the 4th and said the phone hung up and it did and yes he slipped when he said that’s the shirt he went swimming in but I have a trick for him. I don’t have to marry him to get on his insurance. Wait there’s more. Liposuction and augmentation is covered under his plan and I will be there until I get it. So I’ll put up with the lies and the lies by omission and when I heal with my great new ta-ta’s, I’ll get the last brew ha-ha. Patience is a virtue! He’s gone again and will be back Friday and I will take his money until then. He bought the kids the Six Flags slide too. And let me tell you about that!!! We went online and saw the Banzai racer for like 350.00 and it was at the Scheriville store too but we held off because we thought my daughter’s cast was going to come off. As a reward we were all going to go to the store and buy it flat out. But we held out and they were gone. So we went online and saw it but his check hadn’t cleared and we had to wait but I placed the order anyway but it came back that Dallas was all out so we were short online. Then, we did the calling game and was bounced around and was given a tip that Mishawaka  had three at 8a.m. She had sent another customer out there and I should give them a call. I did and I asked if they had the RACER and she said they had 2 left and I said good. Put one on hold for me and we’ll be there. At the time we didn’t know it was an hour and a half away from our house and we did 90 all the way there and still made it here in 2 hr 24 minutes. I had Zoe with me and then the car acted up. But God saw fit to allow us to arrive safely and then we find out that the slde they resered for us, was the wrong slide!!!!!! Not only was it not the racer it was the 129.00 slide and we wanted the at least 259.00 slide with the little splash pool at the bottom. I was crushed. I wasn’t going to speak to the manager but a I decided to anyway and all he gae us was a 20.00 gift card for our trouble. So we wound up going online to purchase the 259 and then it came out to be 275.00 with taxes and deliery. WE COULD HAE STAYED AT HOME FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE COULD HAE ORDERED IT ONLINE FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!! WE STILL CAME HOME EMPTY HANDED AND ALL WE GOT WAS A LOUSY GIFT CARD AND AN I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!! IF I COULD AFFORD K-MART, WALMART WOULD LOSE THEIR MOST LOYAL CUSTOMER!!!!!!