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i’ve been ridonkulously busy. which never happens.

from the last entry until now… i don’t remember what i typed last entry. (my fingers are like icicles and i can’t type very well) ive been searching craigslist for a crib, and attempting to get a christmas list together.

today i put up most of my christmas decorations… i know. it’s friday the 13th. and i’m being an old lame-o staying home and becoming the mom i am………….boo. I ALWAYS THROW A FRIDAY THE 13TH PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! always…. but not this time.

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racheal and andrews wedding went well. i was tired by the end of the day though, i didnt sleep worth a shit, and we had to be there from 11am till 11pm. pictures, then wedding, then reception. i wanted a nice picture of joe and me (and baby) but jake took the picture and i look like a fat lard, and you can’t even tell i’m prego, so this is the one we’re using for xmas cards. (btw, if anyone wants an xmas card, send me your address, cuz i LOVE sending those bitches out!!!!!) *and this is my hair after i re-dyed it myself with my special effects dye…. before it was literally orange. and it’s actually nearly orange right now… cuz it’s been a month and i have to re-dye it again before thanksgiving.*

 

i think the next weekend, me, joe, and my sister went to a corn maze… which was pretty fun because my sister and i were being idots. which is always a fun time. we all finished the maze… that took a little under 2 hours (cuz the thing was HUGE) and then joe didn’t want to play any more. so he sat out at the entrance, and me and echo went back in. we got lost for about an hour… and thought we were headed in the right direction, but found out that we were at the very end of the maze, and had to start all over again. turned out to be a fun night….. oh, and it was at night ! IN THE DARK! it was there only "flashlight" maze of the season. super sweet… even though it took us an hour to drive there!  * i could barely get my coat zipped. i had to have echo and joe hold it together and me suck in, and they FINALLY got it zipped!… as of now i can’t zip it at all. i have to button the top two and leave my belly out.* me and echo in the maze….

me, being a creeper in the corn maze.

echo, me and joe after we survived the maze, on the wagon ride back

and after the corn maze, didn’t do anything? i don’t even remember.

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halloween: had our annual halloween party, with a pretty decent turn out. no really funny or amazing costumes this year. nick was some giant hatted cowboy though. kinda weird. lexa brought her new boyfriend, and he was cool until he got really wasted and started pissing me off. I told him to show some respect or get the fuck out of my house, which kind of chilled the room for  a minute. he wouldnt listen cuz he was so fucked up, so i was literally yell-talking at him *yes, yell-talking* and told him to chill out, or he could leave. and i didn’t care if i was pregnant, i would kick his ass…. and everyone was laughing, cuz they could totally see me doing it. –they went outside then, and nick told him to drop it or he knew that i would actaully kick his ass– no violence was had though. no mamma beat downs.

they eventually left and we went on having a splendid time.

it’s kind of weird to see what everyone is like when theyre drunk. cuz usually im wasted and don’t care. i realized how fucking stupid i act most of the time, and think that it will come to an end after this little man comes out.

*the next night–on halloween–our party was on friday……. we got invited to angie’s house (joe’s coworker) and we stopped there, and were planning on going to jenny’s new house afterward. but jenny sent us a text, right as we’re about to leave saying that theyre going to the bar, and i had no intention of going into the bar… so we stayed at angies, joe had about half a bottle of jag, and then we went home. her house was frickin HOT, and i was dying. and i didnt know nearly everyone, and unless i have liquid courage, i’m not usually very social. it was a decent time though, can’t complain.

AND… what you’ve all been waiting for! MY COSTUME!

i was a caterpillar! and joe was spiderman… even though he didn’t want to be, i made him. *i’m covering up his junk with my legs in the picture… cuz it was a little bulgy!*

 the only reason i was a caterpillar (which i SEWED BY MYSELF THANK YOU!) is because joe is deathly afraid of them, and i was going to be a clown (which he’s also afraid of) but laura was a clown… so i had to go with second best. i made the entire costume myself… except i bought an actuall hat… i didn’t sew it together. it took me a few weeks, but that’s cuz i’m slow, and procrastinate. but all in all i was pretty happy with how it turned out!…. i wanted it to be tighter on my belly so you can see the baby bump, but i didn’t want it to be too tight to get over my boobs and ass. *my only regret is that everyone (both nights) kept calling me "cute"… which is NEVER what i go for in a halloween costume! i try to be funny and original. but i’ll take the compliments*

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other than that, i’ve been hella busy with getting my school shit done. i have all 8 classes going right now, and there is 5 weeks left of school. if i get anything lower than a C in any class, ican’t go next semester, so i’m pretty confident in all the classes except english. i usually excel at english, but this is grammar, a completely different ball of wax. (fun note though… our assignments are ‘discussion’ assignments, where everyone posts their answers in a disscussion forum–so you can read what everyone else has writte

n–and usually i check out the other peoples to make sure mine is right… but this last assignment i didn’t until i had already posted my own response, because i figured if i was going to fail, i might as well do it nice and good!… so i checked out everyones answer after i had posted, and saw that i had a completely different answer than EVERYONE in the class! so i figured i got it wrong. whatever. no big deal. BUT WAIT! the teacher posted the answers and I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO GET IT RIGHT! that’s the thanks i get for not cheating! woop!)

anyway. i’m way psyched over that!… all of my other classes aren’t a problem. i’m just ready to pass them and start again with next semester, and if i pass those, i’ll BE DONE! and i can try and find a job in an economy that isn’t hiring. sweet.

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baby news: i have less than two months to go. i feel him squiggle all the time. and he makes me pee a little every day. (in my pants that is) i’m sure it will on y get worse from here on out. i’ve been having contractions usually in the middle of the night, and they wake me up so i toss and turn all night long. i get no sleep. but i’m not as cranky as i used to be. my boobs still leak. my belly is stretched beyond it’s means, and is only going to get bigger…. i have no pictures of it, but MUST obtain before he comes out!

baby room still isn’t done, and we don’t have a crib. and the walls aren’t finished, so we can’t even begin to paint. BUT, it’ll all work out.

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day by day i feel like more of a peice of shit at work, cuz i can’t do hardly anthing. i feel too giant to move myself. and i walk at a turtles speed now.

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don’t really see any of my "friends" except jake and laura, very rarely. turned into a hermit. but hopefully once he’s born everyone will come around and help me with him.

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there’s not much else i can think of. ready for thanksgiving! and excited to see my sister and brother’s finacee, who are both pregnant. havn’t seen either of them since june! so i’ll probably get my prego picture then. mmmm. turkey and stuffing and tatos………aaaahaahhahahah (i’m homer)

 

*and i’ve only gained 20lbs. which is pretty standard.*

 

peace out, girlscouts.