Wherein I do the Current Survey – Just Because…

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT?
Townhome Condo

WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL?

It’s huge for one person

DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT?

Yes

DOES IT SAY SOMETHING?

“Come back with a warrant”

DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND?
Dishwasher which people don’t seem to know how to load properly

HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE?
12

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS?
Sock Drawer, all my doors are keypad entry.

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING?
Stocked no, but there are things in there

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD?
I genreally don’t eat bread

IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN?
Yes

WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM’S THEME?
Bathroom

HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?

One

DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS?

Yes. When we broke up my ex moved right next door.

ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND?
No

DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM?
WTF’s a DVD player?

WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN?
Family room

DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE?
Nope

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN?
Don’t have any DVD’s

HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN?
I gave up on CD’s decade or more ago

WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME?
Every room thanks to technology.

DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER?
Yes

DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL?
Yep

HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE?
Two

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS?
Yes

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLS?
Art of various kinds.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE?
Bathroom – where do you keep yours?

DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE?
Yep

DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES?
A dozen or more within a 15 min walking distance

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?
Yes I have one

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING?
Ceiling fans and lights

DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME?
Professional Galley

IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE?
nope, just takes time.

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?

Stuff and my pet dust bunny

DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM?

Yep

HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME?
two

DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN?
Yes, I live in Canada so Yes

WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?
A stainless steel one.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND?
Nope

DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT?
Open

HOW MANY COMPUTERS ARE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
None

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU USE FOR INTERNET ACCESS AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
Bell and it costs more than it should thanks to monopolies.