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Dear Lydia:

November 25, 2013
It occurs to me, some nights, that I may not be around forever. I'm not exactly the standard of healthy in a human being, but then, a terrifying end with a wrongfully placed bus might just be around the corner. The following is written in the case of my untimely demise (or as timely as…
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