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• The most amazing Post Ever

  March 18, 2013

  Alright.  Alright listen fuckers.  Im doing ok with my life.  But Im bored.  Im bored at work; honestly, my advice to the company is either gimme something to run with or let me go.  I should fucking run, or write, or do yoga, or something with my personal life.  Com...

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• Independence Day

  February 2, 2013

  I was watching Independence Day earlier and something always bugged me about that movie.  Ya know the part where they first get to Area 51 and they show president Bill Paxton/Pullman, whichever one, I get those guys confused, the UFO they found at Roswell and the scientist is like, &quo...

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• O2

  February 10, 2012

  Bought > $100 worth of bamboo.  Every fuckin breath down here is gonna be like hittin off an oxygen can. 

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• Penetration

  February 1, 2012

  So every night for the last 3 months I've played Skyrim.  SKyrims rad.  I fuckin done some other shit.  Got a kid.  He's awesome.  Work rules.  I said "hey, nice purse" to a stranger today.  Walking down a hallway at work, they tried to go in the wrong...

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• 07/10/2011

  July 9, 2011

  I think I like Iron Maiden again.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBKm2bIS3k I mean, yeah.  These guys were huge in my world when I was like 13.  Then I turned 17 and I didnt care.  But apparently the rest of the world kept caring cause theyre still the bi...

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• Fuck you Gillinhalls

  April 6, 2011

  If I had a shitload of money I'd get into the movie business.  Then Id buy the rights to the biggest blockbuster love story ever and direct it.  Then Id cast Jake and Maggie Gillinhall as the leads.  Man how awesome would that be.  "Jake, its your agent.  I got good ...

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• The Movie Starship Troopers

  March 4, 2011

  Hey the movie Starship Troopers, be more awesome.  Ya know when the one girl is dying and the main character is all sad and is like, "You're....you're going to be fine" and she's like, "No, I'm going to die, but it's ok....because I got to have you" and she validates her ...

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• The movie Powder

  February 25, 2011

  Hey the movie "Powder".  Be more homo-erotic.  This whole movie is like one long prison rape fantasy.  "Man, editing is hard work.  How am I going to cut this movie down from 5 hours to an hour and 45 minutes?" "Uhh, well ya could remove the 3 hours of...

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• 02/19/2011

  February 18, 2011

  Fucking boxelder bugs.  Popping up all over my house.  Really?  Its winter.  In MN.  Shouldnt you be dead.  Theyre like immoratal.  theyre like the Highlander of bugs.  And they just casually stroll across the carpet when I come into the room. Shouldnt...

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