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• You People, With Your Feelings and Stuff

  April 26, 2013

  He closes his eyes while we're fucking and when I try and look him in the eye he pulls his face down to mine and kisses me on the cheek and neck, then pulls himself back up.  I watch his closed eyes until he opens them again and sees me watching him, thrusting, with my…

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• Above the Surface

  April 24, 2013

   It was Tuesday so I got to the cafe around 6:45 which still wasn't early enough since there were two or three extremely punctual comics waiting outside.  I pull my keys out to unlcock the cafe. "You know Jaime, the Yelp account for this place says it opens at 6 I didn't realize th...

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• The Comedy

  April 20, 2013

  I'm booked for a show Friday night, a comedy competition. I'm not keen on stand up competitions, I think they're kinda lame but I accept the offer anyway. I haven't been having great sets and my calendar of booked shows as been dwindling because of this. Perhaps it's just in my nature to place ex...

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• Quit Making Me Feel Feelings

  March 17, 2013

   He sits next to me at the Comedy Spot and we count to three before simultaneously opening our tall cans of PBR to keep the sound to a minimum during the show.  The comic on stage is ridiculous and drunk and she talks to much about her period.  He laughs a lot at the ridiculousness...

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• I’m Way Too Good For You

  August 7, 2010

  I blog here now. www.jaimelikesyou.com I'll miss the times we had.

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• He’s a Gay Hipster Boy

  March 29, 2010

  I have a hard time finding this hair salon that is tucked away in a strip mall downtown between a hip thrift store and a Mexican food store.  I feel awkward off the bat, the people who sit in the waiting room look like they've tried out for American Idol or go to that gay club call...

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• Hopes and Dreams or Whatever

  March 24, 2010

  Dear Diary, Today I got my period but Mom said it's normal for girls my age. Then we went shopping and I got drunk off Zima at Courtney's brother's friend's apartment. ...is an entry I might have written at one point in my life but certainly not now. It's both judgemental and slightly ignorant th...

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• Jaime Gets Edgy

  March 21, 2010

  About five years ago I met someone whose diary I was obsessed with right here on Open Diary (formerly Teen Open Diary).  I had never before then, nor since then, met anyone from the internet.  She lived in Seattle, we listened to Placebo a lot, and she showed me how to develop pict...

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• Through the Sunroofs of Limos

  March 10, 2010

  It’s cold in my house and it’s not just because of the temperature. I wonder about the relationships you build in your 20’s and what they’ll mean to you when you’re 40 and watch different shows on different channels. I wonder if I’m missing out or moving forwar...

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