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Rollover Beethoven

March 23, 2009
My bar soap attempted suicide this morning. It jumped from a height of about 175 centimeters, dented itself on the tub, and slid into the drain where it proceeded to drown itself. Though I rescued my bar soap, I have since considered discussing alternative life-ending measures with it. I wonder h...
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