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• Science at work…

  March 25, 2007

  A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However,...

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• A simple test

  February 21, 2007

  YOUR SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE (simplified form) TRY IT You will be amazed! We are very pleased to be able to offer to you the opportunity to verify your scholastic aptitude in this new, simplified form. Please follow all instructions precisely.  Remember to have 2 (two) sharpened #2 pencils befor...

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• it always works

  February 14, 2007

  I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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• The perfect cycle

  February 13, 2007

  I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on…

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• 12/24/05

  December 23, 2005

  Merry Christmas Bitches!!  

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• Do it Do it…Do it.

  December 14, 2005

  If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little…

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• Violent Pornography

  November 21, 2005

  Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks. Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks. Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Everybody, everybody, everybody cries Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now. Every...

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• my results

  November 8, 2005

  Extraversion |||||| 23% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious |||||| 30% Hedonism |||||||||||| 50% Materi...

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• The Haunting

  September 24, 2005

  At least once a week I am swept away to a time  in my life where evrything was grand. where I was happy and so much in love with a girl that everything she did was majic. for those few hours a week I can be with her again, smell her hair, touch her skin…

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