I am Odd Petunia. I have a pulse and a dog named Kyle. I have a lot to say, but no one safe to say it to... And that is where you come in.

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November 15, 2024
Well, hello, friends! Your ol' pal Odd Petunia here, wanting to apologize for the Whiney Panda Parade I plastered up in here with my first two posts. It occurred (occured? That definitely doesn't look correct...) to me that life is a weird gift, and by my estimation, one you can only count on get...
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